Comments on Today in Revolting Spam Subject Lines

They look like blue sopiapillas.

Cialis Pro lasts longer than Cialis, up to 48 instead of 36. From what I've experienced with it, it keeps their dick hard but they always seem to have trouble feeling sensation and their body gets incredibly hot and then they just need to stop, which is horrible and completely unsatisfying for moi. Stick to Cialis, daddies.

Anyone else getting the really insulting Viagra/Cialis spam? The ones that have subject lines that launch right into emasculating insults, like "No need to kill yourself over a tiny wang" or "Might still be a way to keep your girlfriend"...?

All my spam is in Arabic.

I wish there were more products marketed to executive sex workers.

I don't care how long and hard your dick is, you can't touch my heart through my vagina.

And thank you Mr. Poe, for offering us your wisdom, so that others can benefit from all your hard work.

I had more to say, but the spam filter on Slog doesn't like this topic at all.

I love getting spam like this...affirms how great it is to have a big dick like I do.

http://spamusement.com/

is a site where this guy draws comics based on these random-ish spam subject lines. The puns practically write themselves.

Oh, baby, let me nudge your spleen.

touch her heart with your new womb? well, that don't make no kinda sense.

I received some spam over the weekend that somehow combined two usual spam topics:

MBA Degree Will Pleasure Her Deeper

There are four versions available of Viagra & Cialis, just like Microsoft Vista. I hope they have better hardware compatibility...

"To know life you must fuck it... in the liver."

E@13: Just reinstall and wait for Service Pack 3.

ga-ross!

I saw an add last night for 24/7/365 cialis. Because you need to be ready all the time.