Celeb The Spooky Wisdom of Spam!
posted by August 19 at 13:49 PMon
Britney Spears Plans to Auction off Her Children on Ebay!
Britney Sues Vagina for Divorce!
Britney Spears Ditches Singing Career, Enters Car Racing!
Britney Spears Recording New Album, Forgets How to Sing!
Creepy! I know!
Clearly, there is some message here.
Is the universe trying to warn us? Does Britney need my help? Is she (and her vagina, and her kids, and her race car maybe) trapped in a burning barn, down by old Mystery Creek?
Please! Adepts in the mystic art of spamomancy (the ancient science of divining cosmic messages via junk email—or pig in a can, whatever)…what does it all mean?
Wait. No. Don’t tell me. I don’t give a shit.
Britney Spears. Only the spam still cares.