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A New Hope: Obama accepts nomination, America swoons.
Place Your Bets: McCain to announce VP pick.
Battle in Bangkok: Thai police clash with protesters pushing for change in government.
If At First You Don’t Succeed As Gustav heads towards Gulf Coast, New Orleans readies evacuation plan.
Bomb the Sububs: California legislature works to reduce driving, sprawl.
Don’t Be Late For Class: North Texas teachers allowed to carry concealed guns.
Head Case: Mexican police find 11 headless corpses.
Cutting Corners: Canadian airline removes life vests from planes to lighten load.
One more Saturday morning classic:
life
...and Suburbs.
These vests are ALIVE, I tell you! ALIVE!
Are the corpses missing any feet?
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