News The Morning News
posted by August 21 at 8:21 AMon
Pulling Out Doesn’t Work: Despite pledging to remove troops from Georgia by Friday, Russian forces show no signs of leaving.
Ironically Enough…: United States and Iraqi negotiators draft agreement regarding how long American troops will stay in Iraq.
Understandable: John McCain admits uncertainty over just how many houses he and his wife own.
The Getaway: Highline resident witnesses crime, escapes gunfire of criminals via high-speed unicycle ride.
Inquiry Begins: 153 dead in disastrous accident during takeoff of SpanAir flight from Madrid airport.
Energetic Planning: Seattle City Light rolls out plan to double the city’s energy conservation over the next five years.
RIP: Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones of Ohio dies at age 58.
Baseball Town: Despite having a team that’s not particularly good at it, Seattle fans make the Mariners the sixth best attended club in baseball.
And because you’ll almost certainly be bombarded today with news of a Vice Presidential nature, we will skip that part of the morning news and instead focus on this gentleman, who is walking on his hands in a competitive setting: