Slog - Comments on The Return of the Return

Comment by you suck

you suck — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:42:21 -0800

And that's, hmmm, that's a 538475382389286% higher gross than any film you will ever make.

Comment by brandon

brandon — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:50:04 -0800

considering the value of the dollar has been in steady decline over the past year or so, i'm pretty sure if you adjusted those figures for inflation, the first one has a higher box office yield.

Comment by Chris

Chris — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:52:20 -0800

Did you ever see Fight Club? Are you high or something? Edward Norton rules, I'm deleting you from my RSS reader.

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:55:45 -0800

So what? Did you see The Painted Veil? Did you finish it? No. You didn't. Because if you did, you'd be in a fucking coma.

Idiot.

Comment by Dan

Dan — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:55:46 -0800

#3: "I'm deleting you from my RSS reader."

Oh, snap!

Comment by michael strangeways

michael strangeways — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:56:53 -0800

I saw on a blog that Ed Norton plans on remaking all of Ang Lee's films...

Comment by ReverendZ

ReverendZ — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:59:22 -0800

But, have either of them surpassed what they cost to make?

Somewhere in the ether, Bill Bixby is crying.

Comment by max solomon

max solomon — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:16:41 -0800

the world didn't need a first Hulk movie, let alone a remake 5 years later.

what we need is a fucking Dr. Strange movie that's faithful to Steve Ditko & Gene Colan's imagination.

Comment by Banna

Banna — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:52:01 -0800

How I hate Ed Norton.

Is that because he's not a hot, scantily clad woman you can post about and then feebly link to some screed about the state of Zimbabwe?

Comment by Dougsf

Dougsf — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:13:02 -0800

I liked your review for the first film Charles.

Personally, I think the television series was the best of the Hulk. He's not really a great or complex character - dude gets made, then rages - so the campy series actually was more fun to watch than either of the films.

Comment by The Incredible Haiku

The Incredible Haiku — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:05:39 -0800

Stranger babes give novel Rize, novel drink Rize, NOVEL BECOME HAIKU!

No, I don't.

Comment by Gitai

Gitai — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:22:31 -0800

Edward Norton's version was so far superior to Ang Lee's, that much like the Star Wars prequels, as far as I'm concerned, it doesn't exist. Gamma poodles! Fucking gamma poodles!

Comment by Keo

Keo — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 21:32:39 -0800

ed norton is good. i have never seen a bad performance by him. therefore i must raise an eyebrow at your seemingly irrational hatred for him.

Comment by Gabriel

Gabriel — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 02:30:18 -0800

It's because Jennifer Connelly wasn't in it... which I understand that substituting Liv Tyler as Betty isn't fair, but still... it's a Hulk movie. Not Labrinyth.

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 23:24:05 -0800

I will never watch an Incredible Hulk movie until someone credibly explains to me how a pair of blue jeans can stretch from normal, to the size of a two story building, and back again without bursting a seam, zipper, or button.