There is an 80% chance in the next election that I will tell all my friends that I'm voting for Barack Obama, but I will secretly vote for John McCain.

Maybe she could return for a 6-week run through the election? You know, just until Sarah Palin is back in Alaska where she belongs.

And Gawker beat you to the punch a few hours ago.

but here is hoping that she finds some good material in doing old man mccain's vp.

She looks exactly like Lane Meyer's mom in Better Off Dead. "It has raisins in it. You like raisins."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh-lW2opLyQ

Prior to officially becoming a U.S. citizen, Ferguson had a comedy bit where governors and mayors across the country made him honorary citizens of their states and cities. Palin was one of them and she sent a video. Craig said she has a "naughty librarian" vibe.

Palin is not.

http://toomuchnick.com/post/47953372/emptyage-back-me-up-on-this-one-lemon-via

And, I'm pretty sure he used the same pictures.

Even more embarrassing, though, is that I know that.

/Banter!

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She has a little bit of that Katherine Harris trying waaay too hard to be sexy thing going on, so she comes across as a little bit desperate for the attention.

And on her, the eyeglasses look totally fake--like not actual prescription eyewear, but part of a the naughty businesswoman/librarian costume.