Celeb Like a Really Old Virgin…
posted by August 16 at 9:22 AMon
Today, ladies and gentlemen, Madonna turns officially old. Today she is fifty. FIFTY! Practically petrified! Ancient! Mummy dust!
Madonna. Is. Fucking. FIFTY!!! My brain can hardly wrap around it.
But lest we forget, my friends, a younger moment, a fresher day…
Damn you, oh cruel and inexorable March of Time! God damn you, damn you, damn you!