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…is #23 in the comments to this post.
There is no runner-up.
That's an oldie but goodie.
I don't know, there are those jokes that those unshaven kids outside the University Bookstore tell - about how Bush and Cheney actually made 9/11 happen themselves? They aren't really as funny, I guess, but definitely runner-up material.
I love that joke! I told it on a date once. It didn't go over well.
So 9/11 can be hilarious but rape can't?
When did I ever say rape can't be hilarious? I don't mean to boast, but I share a house with a rape survivor, and our 15-year friendship has been littered with breathtakingly hilarious (albeit hard-earned) rape jokes.
My favorite makes-sense-out-of-context example:
Man: I think you're terrific.
Woman: What about that time you date-raped me?
Man: I told you—that wasn't a date.
I meant visual rape.
You've seriously never heard that joke before? I don't have a lot of jokes in my repertoire (maybe six) but that is one of them. I clicked on the link all stoked for a new 9/11 joke that HAD to be great, since it was you endorsing it, only to find the same ol' joke. It's the only 9/11 joke I've ever even heard.
What did the man say who was plummeting to his death from one of the towers aflame?
Peter, I can see your house from heeeeeeeeeeere.
Why are we celebrating Labor Day late on 9-11?
I thought it was this Monday on 9-1?
twin tower power!
Hey, I've never heard that joke! I guess my friends are too uptight to tell 9/11 jokes. No, that can't be it. Anyway, it was awesome.
Why are New Yorkers the world's fastest readers?
Because some of those fuckers can go through twenty stories in less than a minute.
i first read that on slog last fall. i've been using it ever since.
i don't think it really makes fun of 9/11 -- more poking fun of those in the "NEVER FORGET!1!" crowd.
Did you hear about United Airlines new deal?
They'll fly you from the airport straight to the office.
I have officially laughed at all three of the 9/11 jokes on here.
I thank you for that, Sloggers. Ha!
And the healing has finally begun...
Riddle from 9/12/2001:
Q: Why didn't Superman stop the two planes from hitting the towers?
A: He's in a wheelchair!
(Yes, I know, and now he's dead. Sad trombone. But it made sense back then.)
I saw mc chris tell that joke at one of his concerts
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