Also, story? Nuts.

That pictures freaks me out in a way I cannot completely describe. Nightmares, man.

He was 6'4 and she was a little girl, and back then she was actually attractive. Much more likely that he had "buyer's remorse" due to his Mormon indoctrination.

Not to say she wasn't and isn't crazy,...

In her car, police found a length of rope and a pair of handcuffs. The implication was clear that she was about to make a second kidnap attempt, but she failed to show up in court and the case was dropped."

this is 7 years after the initial incident. not only is the woman batshit crazy, she really knows how to carry a torch.

So, at least someone agrees with you about rape.

Can we get a recipe for BBQ Cloned Pit Bull Puppies? How long do we have to marinate them in a ginger-garlic sauce before tenderly roasting them in a nuclear convection oven? Are they safe for vegans to eat since you're only eating one set of DNA over and over, so it doesn't count?

And will they become a South Korean side dish that catches on worldwide after being served to the Olympic athletes and their host families in Beijing?

If she ever actually marries anyone you can bet that "'til death do we part" will be left out of the vows.

Can't wait for the Diablo Cody penned film version...

And, is it just me, or were beauty contestant standards noticably lower in the 70's?

Yikes.

So, at least someone agrees with you about rape.

Ummm yeah. Good close reading skills there, WiS! That's precisely what I was arguing for.

Definitely NOT our Kirk "Awesome" Anderson - about the only thing the two have in common is their height.

http://nachofoto.com/foto?i=49a2a1d2620d&ref=49a2a1d2620d

By the way, did news of the fact the guy who created the calendar was excommunicated make it onto Slog?

And very classy of the Daily Mail to put "rape" in quotation marks and claim that men would envy Anderson's predicament. Christ.

also she never did stand trial, so the rape is alleged. even if she does seem to be a total nutjob.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40608000/jpg/_40608025_maryap_203.jpg

And there are women who have rape fantasies. It's still a shitty thing to say in a "news" article.

as for that poor Mormon sumbitch, if I were him, I'd be defecting to NORTH Korea...They're the only ones who can keep him safe from her DNA searching hands...

Well, it's not like she would have run into that much competition in a "Miss Wyoming" beauty pageant in 1972...

And will they become a South Korean side dish that catches on worldwide after being served to the Olympic athletes and their host families in Beijing?

Will. I don't have the recipe you requested, but you might enjoy this one:

* Exported from MasterCook *

Stewed Dog (wedding style)

Recipe By : Joe Sweeney
Serving Size : 30 Preparation Time :3:00
Categories : Ethnic Dog Amount Measure Ingredient
Preparation Method
3 kg dog meat -- * see note
1 1/2 cups vinegar
60 peppercorns -- crushed
6 tablespoons salt
12 cloves garlic -- crushed
1/2 cup cooking oil
6 cups onion -- sliced
3 cups tomato sauce
10 cups boiling water
6 cups red pepper -- cut into strips
6 pieces bay leaf
1 teaspoon tabasco sauce
1 1/2 cups liver spread --
** see note
1 whole fresh pineapple -- cut 1/2 inch thick

1. First, kill a medium sized dog, then burn off the fur over a hot fire.
2. Carefully remove the skin while still warm and set aside for later (may be
used in other recpies)
3. Cut meat into 1″ cubes. Marinade meat in mixture of vinegar, peppercorn,
salt and garlic for 2 hours.
4. Fry meat in oil using a large wok over an open fire, then add onions and
chopped pineapple and saute until tender.
5. Pour in tomato sauce and boiling water, add green peper, bay leaf and tobasco.
6. Cover and simmer over warm coals until meat is tender. Blend in liver spread
and cook for additional 5-7 minutes.
* you can substiture lamb for dog. The taste is similar, but not as pungent.
** smooth liver pate will do as well.


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Suggested Wine: San Miguel Beer
Serving Ideas : Rice, naturally.

NOTES : During my wedding reception, my brother- in-law suggested we add to the
feast by having dog stew. Wanting to be part of the family, and having been
subjected to all sorts of socials tests already, I agreed. The result was...
well.. a lot better than I expected. In fact, it was great!

It was only later I found out that dog should *not* be served at weddings, as
it may make the bride and groom flight like dogs during the honeymoon. But what
the heck. It didn't seem to have that effect... at least not until a few year
later. :-)

For the faint of heart, you can always substitute lamb in place of next door's
rover, but the meat will not be as sweet or as rich in flavor.