You mean this is terrible funny right?
"...but then he dropped his head band..."
It was around here that I started rooting for the hat thieves.
The question I want answered is why he walks like he just got nailed in the ass for heroin money.
that's not very nice, but I'm not a huge Slats fan after I heard him trashtalk a Sister of Perpetual Indulgence as she walked past him, and he referred to her as a "Freak"...
I still call him the Kajagoogoo Guy...
The only way this could be better is if he dies of cancer.
If he dies of cancer imagine how many less times someone can ruin his day by stealing his hat. And how many less days we have to feel better about ourselves in comparison to him.
Well...he should lose his legs, or something. That would be righteous.
He already walks like he lost his sphincter.
I'm no fan of junkies, but, dang, folks need to leave Slats alone.
A wise man once told me, Don't pick on the cripple. He was referring to an easy shot at the long-gone 211 Pool Hall, but I think the same advice can be applied to Seattle's most-visible drug casualty.
Where are his moron friends? Aren't they going to burst in defending him like they did last time?
"Slats reads this stuff and laughs..u r all loooosers...blablahbleh"
Slat reads this stuff and laughs but seriously, but the dude lost a quarter of his net worth in that hat.
Bah. I think that sucks. Respect our Seattle notables. Who'll be next? Someone gonna steal Link's magic baseball bat? Frye Apartment Guy's holy scepter?
It's nothing a trip to Red Light or Hot Topic can't take care of. What a life. Vanity, they call it.
Dude, I'll pay someone 10 bucks for that fucking scepter!
And it really concerns me that being homeless, a druggie and/or crazy qualifies you for being notable in Seattle.
it really concerns me that being fat, mean and/or stupid qualifies you to post slog comments
Try to make sense next time.
So you're fat, right?
Morbidly so I'm afraid.
Slats has been around for as long as I can remember (which goes back to the 1980's). He's never done any harm (well, to anyone other than himself) that I'm aware of, and I can think of about 1,000,000 things that are more worthy of the vitriol I'm seeing here.
To everyone who has wished cancer, lost legs, and otherwise on Slats, you really are some hateful pieces of work. Your mommies would be proud.
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