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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Terrible News About Slats’ Hat

posted by on August 28 at 15:12 PM

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Concerned parties should proceed directly to Line Out.

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1

..BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 28, 2008 3:20 PM
2

"terrible"

You mean this is terrible funny right?

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 28, 2008 3:23 PM
3

[CON'T]
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 28, 2008 3:25 PM
4

"...but then he dropped his head band..."

It was around here that I started rooting for the hat thieves.

Posted by Ziggity | August 28, 2008 3:26 PM
5

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 28, 2008 3:28 PM
6

The question I want answered is why he walks like he just got nailed in the ass for heroin money.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 28, 2008 3:31 PM
7

that's not very nice, but I'm not a huge Slats fan after I heard him trashtalk a Sister of Perpetual Indulgence as she walked past him, and he referred to her as a "Freak"...

I still call him the Kajagoogoo Guy...

Posted by michael strangeways | August 28, 2008 3:32 PM
8

The only way this could be better is if he dies of cancer.

Posted by Tomorrow. | August 28, 2008 3:36 PM
9

If he dies of cancer imagine how many less times someone can ruin his day by stealing his hat. And how many less days we have to feel better about ourselves in comparison to him.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 28, 2008 3:38 PM
10

Well...he should lose his legs, or something. That would be righteous.

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 28, 2008 3:41 PM
11

He already walks like he lost his sphincter.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 28, 2008 3:43 PM
12

I'm no fan of junkies, but, dang, folks need to leave Slats alone.

A wise man once told me, Don't pick on the cripple. He was referring to an easy shot at the long-gone 211 Pool Hall, but I think the same advice can be applied to Seattle's most-visible drug casualty.

Posted by kerri harrop | August 28, 2008 3:46 PM
13

Where are his moron friends? Aren't they going to burst in defending him like they did last time?

"Slats reads this stuff and laughs..u r all loooosers...blablahbleh"

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 28, 2008 3:46 PM
14

Slat reads this stuff and laughs but seriously, but the dude lost a quarter of his net worth in that hat.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 28, 2008 3:49 PM
15

Bah. I think that sucks. Respect our Seattle notables. Who'll be next? Someone gonna steal Link's magic baseball bat? Frye Apartment Guy's holy scepter?

Posted by JC | August 28, 2008 3:50 PM
16

It's nothing a trip to Red Light or Hot Topic can't take care of. What a life. Vanity, they call it.

Posted by oh wait | August 28, 2008 3:51 PM
17

Dude, I'll pay someone 10 bucks for that fucking scepter!

And it really concerns me that being homeless, a druggie and/or crazy qualifies you for being notable in Seattle.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 28, 2008 3:53 PM
18

it really concerns me that being fat, mean and/or stupid qualifies you to post slog comments

Posted by summit ave | August 28, 2008 4:07 PM
19

Try to make sense next time.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 28, 2008 4:17 PM
20

@18

So you're fat, right?

Posted by fatty! hahaha! fucking fat people. gross. | August 28, 2008 4:18 PM
21

Morbidly so I'm afraid.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 28, 2008 4:20 PM
22

Slats has been around for as long as I can remember (which goes back to the 1980's). He's never done any harm (well, to anyone other than himself) that I'm aware of, and I can think of about 1,000,000 things that are more worthy of the vitriol I'm seeing here.

To everyone who has wished cancer, lost legs, and otherwise on Slats, you really are some hateful pieces of work. Your mommies would be proud.

Posted by Mr. X | August 28, 2008 4:45 PM

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