Slog - Comments on Straight Men Are Not Allowed to Watch This

Comment by karst

karst — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:22:39 -0800

That is not human.

But I'd still fuck it.

Comment by Chris B

Chris B — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:27:16 -0800

How can you objectify aliens?

It's compelling stuff but... ew.

Comment by daniel

daniel — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:27:31 -0800

Might as well add high wire and juggling and have a full circus olympicus.

Comment by Bellevue Ave

Bellevue Ave — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:29:03 -0800

Rhythmic Gymnastics is stupid as an Olympic Sport.

Comment by Balt-O-Matt

Balt-O-Matt — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:33:38 -0800

Disturbing.

Comment by Andrew

Andrew — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:34:31 -0800

Bare is a turn on - covered is not, sorry Dan.

I think some people are still in the 1950's ... in Europe at the gypsy festival they would be naked ... and on TV.

America is so provincial ... many pretenders ... rubes into silk, don't think so.

Comment by douglas

douglas — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:35:27 -0800

too young and skinny to have impure thoughts about. but i am impressed.

Comment by dbell

dbell — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:39:50 -0800

@6 so the only thing that turns you on is naked flesh? that makes YOU sound like the sexually repressed Victorian. Talk about a boring sexuality.

Comment by Uncle Vinny

Uncle Vinny — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:41:35 -0800

They're too skinny for me, personally. But it would be fun to have one of 'em throw a cock ring waaaaaay up in the air, and then... oh never mind.

Comment by michael strangeways

michael strangeways — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:52:46 -0800

my cats are better performers...

Comment by Jason Josephes

Jason Josephes — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:56:24 -0800

Pro: Flexibility
Con: Too goddamned skinny

Comment by Greg

Greg — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:02:07 -0800

What young women? All I saw were oddly shaped, animated sticks.

Comment by L.M. Enopy

L.M. Enopy — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:07:08 -0800

They have to be that skinny or they wouldn't be able to grip the balls and other things the right way. With all their body parts.

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:13:27 -0800

I would be afraid that if we were having sex she would perform one of her trademark moves at just the wrong moment and tear my dick off, and fling it into the twentieth row of seats.

Comment by gillsans

gillsans — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:22:07 -0800

Nobody said it was easy. They just said it's stupid.

Comment by kris

kris — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:26:26 -0800

The RGs should put together a team and challenge the Harlem Globetrotters.

Comment by Mike in MO

Mike in MO — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:36:32 -0800

This vid is so much cooler on weed. Man.

Comment by Come here, my little pretty

Come here, my little pretty — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:38:27 -0800

@7 - "too young and skinny to have impure thoughts about"

Try as I might, I cannot begin to fathom that sentence.

Comment by Matt Fuckin' Hickey

Matt Fuckin' Hickey — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:40:05 -0800

1) Pssssh. Showoffs.

2) When the group stuff starts half-way through, all I could think was, "I'm booking them for my birthday party next year. And nobody else is invited." Yes, I'm a pervert.

3) @ 16: Fuck you for stealing my third joke. (jk)

Comment by Vince

Vince — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:04:01 -0800

Nice balls.

Comment by K

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 14:51:26 -0800

Something that�s not worth doing isn�t worth doing well.

I'd say that applies to nearly all sports.

Comment by David

David — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:12:24 -0800

No. Ick. Ew.

Cirque de Soleil is awesome. But there is ZERO lust going on here.

Comment by Emmi

Emmi — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:48:22 -0800

@22- Calling little kid a "stick" is just as bad as calling them a "Fatass". They're athletes of course they're not going to be super curvaceous.

Anyway, I thought they were very cute and talented, and it's more interesting than swimming anyway.

Comment by Emmi

Emmi — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:50:42 -0800

^^^

Not @12, not 22.

Comment by RAND

RAND — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:25:16 -0800

for christs sake, get those girls some sandwiches, STAT!

Comment by Professor M

Professor M — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:47:39 -0800

I watch that and just think "that's a performing-arts demonstration, not a sport." Impressive skills, but why is this an Olympic competition?