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Monday, August 18, 2008

Straight Men Are Not Allowed to Watch This

posted by on August 18 at 10:17 AM

Because they are likely to have impure thoughts about the young women in this video and that would be wrong.

My reaction? Something that’s not worth doing isn’t worth doing well. But I’m more interested in hearing Annie and Jen’s reactions.

Thanks to Slog tipper T.

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1

That is not human.

But I'd still fuck it.

Posted by karst | August 18, 2008 10:22 AM
2

How can you objectify aliens?

It's compelling stuff but... ew.

Posted by Chris B | August 18, 2008 10:27 AM
3

Might as well add high wire and juggling and have a full circus olympicus.

Posted by daniel | August 18, 2008 10:27 AM
4

Rhythmic Gymnastics is stupid as an Olympic Sport.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 18, 2008 10:29 AM
5

Disturbing.

Posted by Balt-O-Matt | August 18, 2008 10:33 AM
6

Bare is a turn on - covered is not, sorry Dan.

I think some people are still in the 1950's ... in Europe at the gypsy festival they would be naked ... and on TV.

America is so provincial ... many pretenders ... rubes into silk, don't think so.

Posted by Andrew | August 18, 2008 10:34 AM
7

too young and skinny to have impure thoughts about. but i am impressed.

Posted by douglas | August 18, 2008 10:35 AM
8

@6 so the only thing that turns you on is naked flesh? that makes YOU sound like the sexually repressed Victorian. Talk about a boring sexuality.

Posted by dbell | August 18, 2008 10:39 AM
9

They're too skinny for me, personally. But it would be fun to have one of 'em throw a cock ring waaaaaay up in the air, and then... oh never mind.

Posted by Uncle Vinny | August 18, 2008 10:41 AM
10

my cats are better performers...

Posted by michael strangeways | August 18, 2008 10:52 AM
11

Pro: Flexibility
Con: Too goddamned skinny

Posted by Jason Josephes | August 18, 2008 10:56 AM
12

What young women? All I saw were oddly shaped, animated sticks.

Posted by Greg | August 18, 2008 11:02 AM
13

They have to be that skinny or they wouldn't be able to grip the balls and other things the right way. With all their body parts.

Posted by L.M. Enopy | August 18, 2008 11:07 AM
14

I would be afraid that if we were having sex she would perform one of her trademark moves at just the wrong moment and tear my dick off, and fling it into the twentieth row of seats.

Posted by Fnarf | August 18, 2008 11:13 AM
15

Nobody said it was easy. They just said it's stupid.

Posted by gillsans | August 18, 2008 11:22 AM
16

The RGs should put together a team and challenge the Harlem Globetrotters.

Posted by kris | August 18, 2008 11:26 AM
17

This vid is so much cooler on weed. Man.

Posted by Mike in MO | August 18, 2008 11:36 AM
18

@7 - "too young and skinny to have impure thoughts about"

Try as I might, I cannot begin to fathom that sentence.

Posted by Come here, my little pretty | August 18, 2008 11:38 AM
19

1) Pssssh. Showoffs.


2) When the group stuff starts half-way through, all I could think was, "I'm booking them for my birthday party next year. And nobody else is invited." Yes, I'm a pervert.


3) @ 16: Fuck you for stealing my third joke. (jk)

Posted by Matt Fuckin' Hickey | August 18, 2008 11:40 AM
20

Nice balls.

Posted by Vince | August 18, 2008 1:04 PM
21

Something thatís not worth doing isnít worth doing well.

I'd say that applies to nearly all sports.

Posted by K | August 18, 2008 2:51 PM
22

No. Ick. Ew.

Cirque de Soleil is awesome. But there is ZERO lust going on here.

Posted by David | August 18, 2008 6:12 PM
23

@22- Calling little kid a "stick" is just as bad as calling them a "Fatass". They're athletes of course they're not going to be super curvaceous.

Anyway, I thought they were very cute and talented, and it's more interesting than swimming anyway.

Posted by Emmi | August 18, 2008 7:48 PM
24

^^^

Not @12, not 22.

Posted by Emmi | August 18, 2008 7:50 PM
25

for christs sake, get those girls some sandwiches, STAT!

Posted by RAND | August 19, 2008 12:25 AM
26

I watch that and just think "that's a performing-arts demonstration, not a sport." Impressive skills, but why is this an Olympic competition?

Posted by Professor M | August 19, 2008 2:47 PM

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