You guys are sick.
And so is the hotel chain.
Now, if she was dressed up as a Furry Vampire ...
That is absolutely disgusting. If their mascot is doing THAT then I don't want to know what ELSE is acceptable in their chain! Yech!
Don't understand. Now somebody's gotta go clean all the stuff she licked. And disinfect it, too, one presumes. Because nothing is dirtier than the human mouth, right?
OMG, she put the spoon back in the drawer! is that supposed to make me want to stay there? It is one thing to watch her lick things (though The toilet was maybe a little over the top) but to have a slobbery spoon when she is not there in person is kind of gross. Since they have a zillion locations the odds that I will run into her in person are pretty slim.
BTW it is not that easy to type one handed
Wow... that's even worse than trying to get you to buy peanuts by showing an ugly chick rubbing them all over herself.
Wow, I didn't realize I had a 'lick everything in the hotel room' fetish.
That was amazingly hot.
John Waters's favorite hotel, no doubt.
shit, i almost masturbated to this video, until she licked the toilet, that was a bit of a boner killer.
The toilet seat licking was the perfect video metaphor for the act of commenting on Slog.
Do you all remember how Dan Savage got into legal trouble for licking door knobs at Gary Baurer's campaign for president in Iowa back in the 90's?
The girl looks so small town slut, it's like she stepped out of my extensive amateur collection to make this video.
I call bullshit. When she lifts the lid on the toilet, it's clearly empty. Plus, when she licks the rim of the bowl, her hair falls into it, yet when she raises her head - not a strand of it appears to have gotten wet.
Still, it DOES give a completely new spin on the idea of "maid service"...
I hate to say it but that actually turned me on.
I stayed at an Extended Stay in Northgate last year.
No hot amateur porn girls, just a clueless Russian running the desk who threatened to evict me (4 days into my stay) because she hadn't properly filed the paperwork she swore I never signed.
Thanks for the suggestion - Oh, I'm so ashamed.
I INSTANTLY thought of Slog when I saw this on PostSecret today!
That was disgusting....ugghh...yeah, and you know there is some freak out there masturbating to it!!! GAH!!!
If this creeps you out, you probably don't want to know that I make a habit of rubbing phone handsets on my crotch in hotel rooms just because the thought of people putting my crotch-cooties up against their heads without knowing makes me laugh. (hint: I am not an attractive young woman. Actually, I'm 0 for 3 - not attractive, young, or female.) But they clean the phone handset after every visitor. Right? So you only get my crotch cooties after they've been smooshed around by a stanky rag. Bet that makes you feel a lot better.
I think the irony of this is that she just made everything in there dirty...oh so dirty...
i'm turned on! hehehe!
The part that made me gag wasn't the toilet, it was the phone.
GRODY, friend. People's EARS have been on that. The INSIDES of their EARS.
I guess you could say the same thing about the toilet and bums, though. Never mind.
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
What is more disgusting is the idea that some poor bastard used that room after she put her disgusting porno tongue over everything.
I am not surprised men are turned on by it...that was the intent !
Yet another example of civilization moving backwards.
This was an amateur production faking at making a commercial for extstay.com. Shows anyone can fall for 'viral marketing', even when it's the inverse: an actual amateur vid pretending to be an ad.
It *was* clean until that crazy bitch licked everything.
worst advertising ever. dumb and gross. wtf
she is now dead.
That was hot, assuming she doused everything in chlorhexadine and isopropryl alcohol before licking. Otherwise I agree with carl marx, and she is now dead.
I just want to know her name and if there is porn of her? She's got me interested...
Notice she didn't touch the bed spread. No amount of bleach can get the ick off of those.
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