Savage Love Savage Love Letter of the Day
posted by August 28 at 11:21 AMon
My husband has decided NOT to vote for the Democratic Presidential nominee Barack Obama which is the first time in his life he is not voting for a Democrat. I am stumped, flumoxxed, flabbergasted, shocked, disappointed and more. My question is, what can I do? Should I withhold sex until the election is over? Propose a little election day bondage and leave him handcuffed to the headboard for the day? HELP!
Dreaming Of Obama
Instead of telling your husband that you’re gonna cut him off until after the election, DOO, tell him that you’ll have plenty of sex with him between now and the electionóbut that you’ll be wearing a Ruth Bader Ginsberg mask every time. Why do that? Because you want your husband think about the Supreme Fucking Court while he’s fucking you, and the damage that two or three more Bush/McCain appointees will do to our democracy should McCain wind up winning the fucking election.
And if your husband votes for McCain and McCain wins the election, warn your husband that you’ll be wearing a John Paul Stevens mask to bed every night for the duration of the McCain administration.