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the lord also missed while trying to impregnate sarah and knocked up bristol instead, hey-o!
“ 'We’ll have to acknowledge that Americans are hurting,' said [a] Republican."
Why do I picture a six-year-old with his lower lip stuck out, not wanting to go to school?
I'm pretty sure the God of Judges and Leviticus and Kings is a Republican. Or something.
Whereas the God of Ecclesiastes was a stoner. Or something. Fuck, I don't know. Crazy ass religion, if you ask me.
Gawd, I was just thinking about how brave and prescient Dan was when he wrote this:
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=12237
I get all tingly around the prostate just from re-reading it.
Joah: no ahit.
These rebumblicans are just soiling their
fucking trousers.
If the Republicans turn this into a fund drive, then good! This is what we should all be doing. I hope and expect the Democrats to do the same.
In the end though, I imagine this is how America will feel after such a caring move on the Republicans' part: "Well, at least you guys aren't fucking up *now*"...
Contrast the Mainframe Convention (Democrat) versus the WiMax/Microlaptop Convention (Republican).
The Doomocrats were huge, boiserous and wanting big "Neisen ratings". Gee...what year is it? 1960 or 2008?
The Republicans are mobile...we don't have to all be in one place to have a "convention" -- we use a technology called the In-Ter-Net.
We can mobilize to help New Orleans AND communicate at light speed with each other. We measure our success by the person, not the ratings point!
John Bailo, you are starting to amuse.
Still, for the fourth time: What is wrong with you? It's a simple question, yet you run away when anyone asks.
hey john bailo, are you suggesting that the democrats should have predicted this hurricane's potentially destructive path and changed their convention to a more somber tone and modern format? because that would be a very delusional bit of revisionist thinking considering the convention just happened a week ago. should the dems also plan all their november election rallies based on possible earthquakes and future tornadoes as well?
or are you making some sort of joke that i'm missing. it is late and i'm a bit drunk...
@9: He's just suggesting that Republicans are willing to justify whatever they do with whatever bullshit reason they can think of. Remember, this is the "Mission Accomplished" party... these people are not subtle, and assuming that Democrats are the only ones that want coverage is moronic.
Well that Focus on the Family dude did pray for torrential rain to interrupt a convention. I guess God does answer prayers.
Oh you guys, don't mind John. He's just going through a rough patch right now. The wife left him, his hair's falling out, and moved him to the "old dude's" cube farm at work. Plus, they kicked him out of "Coders for Christ"
He's just feeling a little bitter, a little disappointed in life, and he needs to lash out. He'll be OK.
But I do worry about his nocturnal habbits. I didn't want to tell anyone, but I swear I saw him at the adult theater in Lake City last night (I was there for Christian outreach in my one-person campaign against porn). He told me his name was Joan, and that he was from Burien, but I could see him clearly through the inexpertly applied make-up and greasy sequins. But he was in the middle of a group of men the entire time, and didn't have much ability for further conversation, if you know what I mean.
No wonder he was so upset when his wife left. I bet they wear the same size.
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