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Okay, I'm really frightened - did her "hybrid energy policy" sort of make sense to anyone else?
I hate to admit it, but that was pretty funny, and she did a great job. I guess our little hell cat is all grown up now (sniffle sniffle)...
Like she came up with this? As if.
#1 - was thinking the same thing. Of course, that would imply a sort of near socialist level of cooperation between government and competing industries, but if a candidate had said it, I'd probably be nodding along.
@3 see: satire.
Also, the white trash in me kind of really wants to fuck her. I'm having a hard time coming to terms with this, so to speak.
@1 the plan doesn't really make sense because the drilling isn't a short term solution. Its at best a long term postponement, it takes years of investment in capital to bring an oil rig up to production, no way it would bring in benefits before alternative tax credits.
God i can't believe i seriously had to debunk a Paris Hilton policy proposal. shoot me now.
I'm assuming she's just getting an early start on her 2016 campaign, as that's the earliest she'll be eligible.
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In 1:08, McCain got my vote. // BTW - "cazy" just "cazy"! Sol velly solly! (bows and shuffles out of room)
I don't think she'll be old enough in 2016, and of course she didn't come up with that. Nonetheless, girlfriend does gots a sense of humor on her!
I'd take her for President over what we've currently got...
um...ok..wait...my respect for paris hilton just showed up and it's freaking me out. not only was she articulate and seemingly smart, she appears to be somewhat physically attractive. it's making my brain think. i hope she keeps this sort of thing up, she might just save us all.
Under an Obama presidency, Paris Hilton will be an articulate, responsible, contributing member of society.
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According to imdb, she turns 35 in February of 2016.
@5
See: my use of "as if".
Idiot.
um, 1? Thats what obama proposed a couple of days ago actually. Paris Hilton's info on his stance is a bit out of date.
I love it. And I give her credit for making fun of herself in a backhanded way. Love the line, "see you at the debate, bitches."
wow, she can read lines given to her by a team of writers. she's still a stupid slut.
That wasn't half bad. Good for her. Vapid whore. Good for her!
slut force one to the rescue.
You toolios are such suckers for Obama that you'd momentary suck on the teet of Paris Hilton? That's so predictable. Who's your daddy? Morgan Freeman?
A. I'd have sucked Paris Hilton's teat before I saw this.
B. I'd have liked to have had Morgan Freeman for a dad.
C. I thought it was funny.
D. Paris' dad has already donated the max to the McCain campaign...I doubt she's voting against dad's money in November.
There are a couple of lessons for McCain here:
1. When someone's grandfather contributes nearly $53,000 to your campaign and the RNC, and someone's parents each contribute the legal maximum to your campaign, don't take - and I quote Jon Stewart here - a nationally televised dump on their daughter.
2. Don't then say you are proud of those ads in spite of a (sort of) media backlash and negative reviews from not only her mother, but your own.
3. Getting into a spotlight war with Paris Hilton is a bad move.
4. Karma works, bitches.
@23. wow...you must have been doing 123 while I was doing ABC. There should be a Jackson (or 5) involved.
@24. Jesus, this must be Zombie Meem Day.
Poe, your response here makes you sound stupid. Sorry, dude.
No, Hilton actually seems to have delivered here. OF COURSE she didn't come up with the dialogue or the stupid-ass energy policy she delivers. But the way she goes about it is hilarious and it seems she understands why she's in this video.
I thought it may have been the most intelligent thing she's ever done. But, Poe, you're fucking blind, dude. I understand.
Do I need to use indents and lawlz to explain everything? No. I don't. You're the idiot, DUDEzlawl!on1e!+5
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@27: It certainly wasn't stupid, but it was stating the obvious. I guess your erstwhile detractor has come to expect more from you. I myself expect nothing, and get nothing in return.
People expect something from me? Wait, people expect something more from me? Last time I checked I wasn't getting paid to Slog. Those people are morons, and my "fans" can suck my dick and die.
A bit self-aggrandizing, eh? Certainly, your posts are often witty and humourous, but often as not tiresome and common. It's also possible for somone to take a fleeting interest in what you write, is it not? If not, why write?
Also, it's a good bet I'll die before I suck your dick, but thanks for thinking of me:)....lol....+1
I post on Slog because someone is always holding a gun to my head and forcing me to do it. Duh.
The only person in the world I care about, right now, is Charlie Crist.
My condolences, then your mind will surely rot like an old Cantouloupe.
Just because this is too funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9qj11mjVgA&NR=1
I'd be her VP, but like her, I'm still too young to be Prez.
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