Slog - Comments on Re: Re: The Cazy Old Man Card http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card Paris Hilton responds to the "wrinkly white-haired guy" who just used her in a campaign ad: See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.comSee more funny videos at Funny or Die... Copyright 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:50:09 -0800 Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:15:19 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by COMTE Okay, I'm really frightened - did her "hybrid energy policy" sort of make sense to anyone else?

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093609 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093609 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:58:43 -0800 Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball I hate to admit it, but that was pretty funny, and she did a great job. I guess our little hell cat is all grown up now (sniffle sniffle)...

]]> Jubilation T. Cornball http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093610 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093610 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:58:54 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Like she came up with this? As if.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093617 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093617 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:04:09 -0800 Comment by Dougsf #1 - was thinking the same thing. Of course, that would imply a sort of near socialist level of cooperation between government and competing industries, but if a candidate had said it, I'd probably be nodding along.

]]> Dougsf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093619 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093619 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:04:33 -0800 Comment by huh @3 see: satire.

Also, the white trash in me kind of really wants to fuck her. I'm having a hard time coming to terms with this, so to speak.

]]> huh http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093644 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093644 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:28:41 -0800 Comment by vooodooo84 @1 the plan doesn't really make sense because the drilling isn't a short term solution. Its at best a long term postponement, it takes years of investment in capital to bring an oil rig up to production, no way it would bring in benefits before alternative tax credits.

God i can't believe i seriously had to debunk a Paris Hilton policy proposal. shoot me now.

]]> vooodooo84 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093653 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093653 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:40:06 -0800 Comment by Ben I'm assuming she's just getting an early start on her 2016 campaign, as that's the earliest she'll be eligible.

]]> Ben http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093660 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093660 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:46:16 -0800 Comment by clintonsarmy ! support Bama won't November re-spine defeat! No we Hillary 2012 go!

]]> clintonsarmy http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093680 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093680 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:11:29 -0800 Comment by Help - I'm "rost" In 1:08, McCain got my vote. // BTW - "cazy" just "cazy"! Sol velly solly! (bows and shuffles out of room)

]]> Help - I'm "rost" http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093684 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093684 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:14:17 -0800 Comment by Bella I don't think she'll be old enough in 2016, and of course she didn't come up with that. Nonetheless, girlfriend does gots a sense of humor on her!
I'd take her for President over what we've currently got...

]]> Bella http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093688 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093688 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:17:16 -0800 Comment by douglas um...ok..wait...my respect for paris hilton just showed up and it's freaking me out. not only was she articulate and seemingly smart, she appears to be somewhat physically attractive. it's making my brain think. i hope she keeps this sort of thing up, she might just save us all.

]]> douglas http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093700 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093700 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:27:56 -0800 Comment by Chris in Tampa Under an Obama presidency, Paris Hilton will be an articulate, responsible, contributing member of society.

]]> Chris in Tampa http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093711 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093711 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:37:28 -0800 Comment by Syntax Holocaust Rize Kelly give out, O of ECB and Ari can Spool freak ECB Rize, drink, out, troll, ECB CLINTONSARMY BECOME!

WILL NOVEMBER SUPPORT WILL CLINTONSARMY HIM IN NOT NO-BAMA AND SPINE-LESS RE-DEFEAT !

Feel and I it go letting no, don't like.

]]> Syntax Holocaust http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093717 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093717 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:46:14 -0800 Comment by Ben According to imdb, she turns 35 in February of 2016.

]]> Ben http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093737 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093737 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 18:12:26 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe @5

See: my use of "as if".

Idiot.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093741 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093741 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 18:19:04 -0800 Comment by mintygreen um, 1? Thats what obama proposed a couple of days ago actually. Paris Hilton's info on his stance is a bit out of date.

]]> mintygreen http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093748 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093748 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 18:31:33 -0800 Comment by brad I love it. And I give her credit for making fun of herself in a backhanded way. Love the line, "see you at the debate, bitches."

]]> brad http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093749 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093749 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 18:36:22 -0800 Comment by tiffany wow, she can read lines given to her by a team of writers. she's still a stupid slut.

]]> tiffany http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093784 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093784 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 20:15:19 -0800 Comment by monkey That wasn't half bad. Good for her. Vapid whore. Good for her!

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093813 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093813 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 21:48:55 -0800 Comment by superyeadon slut force one to the rescue.

]]> superyeadon http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093814 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093814 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 21:49:15 -0800 Comment by Cute You toolios are such suckers for Obama that you'd momentary suck on the teet of Paris Hilton? That's so predictable. Who's your daddy? Morgan Freeman?

]]> Cute http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093819 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093819 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 21:54:02 -0800 Comment by Gabe A. I'd have sucked Paris Hilton's teat before I saw this.

B. I'd have liked to have had Morgan Freeman for a dad.

C. I thought it was funny.

D. Paris' dad has already donated the max to the McCain campaign...I doubt she's voting against dad's money in November.

]]> Gabe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093822 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093822 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 22:03:04 -0800 Comment by Zelbinian There are a couple of lessons for McCain here:

1. When someone's grandfather contributes nearly $53,000 to your campaign and the RNC, and someone's parents each contribute the legal maximum to your campaign, don't take - and I quote Jon Stewart here - a nationally televised dump on their daughter.

2. Don't then say you are proud of those ads in spite of a (sort of) media backlash and negative reviews from not only her mother, but your own.

3. Getting into a spotlight war with Paris Hilton is a bad move.

4. Karma works, bitches.

]]> Zelbinian http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093823 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093823 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 22:03:22 -0800 Comment by Gabe @23. wow...you must have been doing 123 while I was doing ABC. There should be a Jackson (or 5) involved.

]]> Gabe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093824 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093824 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 22:08:05 -0800 Comment by Zelbinian @24. Jesus, this must be Zombie Meem Day.

]]> Zelbinian http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093827 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093827 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 22:11:30 -0800 Comment by Sam Poe, your response here makes you sound stupid. Sorry, dude.

No, Hilton actually seems to have delivered here. OF COURSE she didn't come up with the dialogue or the stupid-ass energy policy she delivers. But the way she goes about it is hilarious and it seems she understands why she's in this video.

I thought it may have been the most intelligent thing she's ever done. But, Poe, you're fucking blind, dude. I understand.

]]> Sam http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093833 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093833 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 22:34:43 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Do I need to use indents and lawlz to explain everything? No. I don't. You're the idiot, DUDEzlawl!on1e!+5

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093835 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093835 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 22:40:19 -0800 Comment by (Sams Wet Dream) i hadz NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
idea.'
paris dint wrote thizHAHA you guyz she dint wrote this haha bodyguard trippin'

]]> (Sams Wet Dream) http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093840 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093840 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 22:51:59 -0800 Comment by Gabe @27: It certainly wasn't stupid, but it was stating the obvious. I guess your erstwhile detractor has come to expect more from you. I myself expect nothing, and get nothing in return.

]]> Gabe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093841 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093841 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 22:52:51 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe People expect something from me? Wait, people expect something more from me? Last time I checked I wasn't getting paid to Slog. Those people are morons, and my "fans" can suck my dick and die.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093843 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093843 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 23:00:05 -0800 Comment by Gabe A bit self-aggrandizing, eh? Certainly, your posts are often witty and humourous, but often as not tiresome and common. It's also possible for somone to take a fleeting interest in what you write, is it not? If not, why write?

Also, it's a good bet I'll die before I suck your dick, but thanks for thinking of me:)....lol....+1

]]> Gabe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093846 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093846 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 23:14:45 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe I post on Slog because someone is always holding a gun to my head and forcing me to do it. Duh.

The only person in the world I care about, right now, is Charlie Crist.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093848 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093848 2008 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 23:24:37 -0800 Comment by Gabe My condolences, then your mind will surely rot like an old Cantouloupe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFxj5hFInL8

]]> Gabe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093858 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093858 2008 Wed, 06 Aug 2008 00:25:06 -0800 Comment by Gabe Just because this is too funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9qj11mjVgA&NR=1

]]> Gabe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093860 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093860 2008 Wed, 06 Aug 2008 00:43:55 -0800 Comment by Gabe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUDJ-vJJfkc&feature=related

]]> Gabe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093864 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1093864 2008 Wed, 06 Aug 2008 01:07:47 -0800 Comment by Deacon Seattle I'd be her VP, but like her, I'm still too young to be Prez.

]]> Deacon Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1094636 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/re_re_the_cazy_old_man_card#c1094636 2008 Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:15:19 -0800