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If these were put on paper, they would become uselessly soggy when the mama grizzly, unaware of your approach due to your unyielding respect for silence, removed your innards with a copious flourish of gore.

Posted by Ziggity | August 20, 2008 12:17 PM
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Feel free to mail them to me. I always can use some more light reading for the bathroom (and as it is made of plastic I can safely read them in the bath).

Posted by elswinger | August 20, 2008 12:18 PM
3

Take it with you and leave it in the woods. That'll show 'em.

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 20, 2008 12:25 PM
4

TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING CELLPHONES ON FUCKING HIKING TRAILS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Posted by NapoleonXIV | August 20, 2008 12:28 PM
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The only choice for a cellphone in the woods is on vibrate.

Anything else, including the sound of your favorite song when your cell blasts "Rape Me" by Nirvana, is a good reason to introduce the "hiker" to "gravity" off a cliff.

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 20, 2008 12:49 PM
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What?!? You mean you didn't purchase a dye-free, 100% cotton canvas (or hemp-fiber) tent? Why do you hate nature so much?

Posted by JC | August 20, 2008 1:00 PM
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Any area near a lake is technically a lacustrine not a riparian environment.

Posted by kinaidos | August 20, 2008 1:01 PM
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@3, that's naughty.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | August 20, 2008 5:09 PM
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Is there any part of Western Washington that isn't within 200 feet of some sort of body of water?

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay | August 21, 2008 6:33 AM
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Plastic Ethics
A found poem by Bethany Jean Clement

The seven Leave No Trace principles.
Shattering the tranquility.
Mating
The Great Pacific Garbage Miasma
Living up to your name

Posted by elenchos | August 21, 2008 10:29 AM

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