Slog - Comments on Paris Hilton: Her Exhaustive Weekend in Review, Brought to You by SPAM! http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/paris_hilton_her_exhaustive_weekend_in_r Last week, it was all about Britney Spears. The email spam I got, I mean. (Remember? REMEMBER?! ) But now that zippy genius that invents junk email in the mysterious land where spam is born has abandoned Britney altogether for some reason, and turned his/her hi-larious attentions to, yes, Paris Hilton. The Paris Hilton spam I’m getting is relentless. And fabulous! I just checked my spam box, and it is clogged as a coot’s cooter with these Paris-oriented emails, each promising to detail the alleged adventures of our dear Miss Hilton—even though they are nothing but base and common e-trash,... Copyright 2008 Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:04:41 -0800 Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:57:51 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by AB Hilarious! Thanks, I needed a good laugh

]]> AB http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/paris_hilton_her_exhaustive_weekend_in_r#c1113598 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/paris_hilton_her_exhaustive_weekend_in_r#c1113598 Celeb Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:37:46 -0800 Comment by rtw Also, Paris Hilton insured her v@gina. It's totally true - I got an email about it today from someone named Emeril Lee.

]]> rtw http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/paris_hilton_her_exhaustive_weekend_in_r#c1113613 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/paris_hilton_her_exhaustive_weekend_in_r#c1113613 Celeb Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:13:22 -0800 Comment by meatwhichdreams O Paris. Shine on you crazy diamond.

]]> meatwhichdreams http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/paris_hilton_her_exhaustive_weekend_in_r#c1113628 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/paris_hilton_her_exhaustive_weekend_in_r#c1113628 Celeb Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:38:07 -0800 Comment by idaho Um, it's Moroni. As in Moron, I.

]]> idaho http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/paris_hilton_her_exhaustive_weekend_in_r#c1113669 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/paris_hilton_her_exhaustive_weekend_in_r#c1113669 Celeb Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:33:07 -0800 Comment by adrian @4 ugh. i always make that mistake. fixed!

]]> adrian http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/paris_hilton_her_exhaustive_weekend_in_r#c1113672 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/paris_hilton_her_exhaustive_weekend_in_r#c1113672 Celeb Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:38:48 -0800 Comment by Sweat Ballmer If I click on that link, will my Vista machine get infected with spambots?

]]> Sweat Ballmer http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/paris_hilton_her_exhaustive_weekend_in_r#c1113679 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/paris_hilton_her_exhaustive_weekend_in_r#c1113679 Celeb Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:04:02 -0800 Comment by Graham Case Still doesn't beat the "Hillary Clinton Naked Video" spam I got a few weeks ago, no matter what the quantity of Paris!

]]> Graham Case http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/paris_hilton_her_exhaustive_weekend_in_r#c1113690 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/paris_hilton_her_exhaustive_weekend_in_r#c1113690 Celeb Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:27:07 -0800 Comment by bd Adrian, I love you, and it's my own damn fault for clicking the link, but if you ever—ever—do that again, I'll start using your email address for my spambox.

Oh, and Graham? Thanks. To borrow one from Milo Binkley, who's gonna rock me to sleep tonight?

(To the other, I'm waiting for the spam that says "Jimmy Hoffa found ... in Paris Hilton's douchebag!" Is that so wrong?)

]]> bd http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/paris_hilton_her_exhaustive_weekend_in_r#c1113706 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/paris_hilton_her_exhaustive_weekend_in_r#c1113706 Celeb Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:30:13 -0800 Comment by CattyMaran Haha! Yesterday I got-
Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict Expecting a Child
I wonder if that was BEFORE or AFTER she became a Mormon!

]]> CattyMaran http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/paris_hilton_her_exhaustive_weekend_in_r#c1113760 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/paris_hilton_her_exhaustive_weekend_in_r#c1113760 Celeb Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:33:00 -0800 Comment by violette That took half an hour to read, but was worth it.

]]> violette http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/paris_hilton_her_exhaustive_weekend_in_r#c1114408 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/paris_hilton_her_exhaustive_weekend_in_r#c1114408 Celeb Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:57:51 -0800