If McCain wasn't running for pres, Cindy wouldn't be caught dead within 1000 miles of any filthy biker rally. Much less entertaining notions of becoming "Miss Buffalo Chip."

That name alone is gross. I imagine the participants are extraordinarliy skanky.

What's the "chip"? Is that somehow a reference to "shaking lips and blowin' chips"?

It's an obvious rhetorical pander; if McCain suggested any such thing to his wife it was surely in teasing jest.

Even allowing for that, it's still pretty demeaning.

Well she does "plaster on the makeup like a trollop." So Miss Buffalo Chip is probably right up her alley.

So Obama needs to do a girls gone wild style campaign commercial of the trollop faced cunt (not my words)up there next to topless/bottomless skanks-take the battle to 'em....interspersed with footage of mccain kissing his wife or something.

I can't wait to hear how this is Obama's fault for beating Hillary Clinton.

Stupid man world.

My question is . . . how the hell would Cindy McCain going topless or bottomless possibly HELP the campaign?

Plus it features simulated fellatio with a banana -- including while it's held between the legs of another contestant, deep throating and simulated titfucking.

So, you-all are saying that a pill-popping bleach-blonde brewery heiress ISN'T qualified to be "Miss Buffalo Chip"?

Frankly, I can't think of anyone MORE qualified...

Buffalo Chip is the name of the fucking (literally in most cases) campground. I have a "chip" on my shoulder about Sturgis that will not be dislodged in a million years. No, I haven't been there, but the stupid fucking rally changed my life. Bitch, enjoy your ride on the Karma express...

Those of us who very badly want Obama to win only have a certain number of 'chips' to cash: this isn't one of them. Let's not certify the common right-wing stereotype of the left as humorless. McCain is older than God, having pretty regular 'senior moments', has no plan for the economy, wants to drag us into a bigger war when we need to get out of the one we're in already, on another occasion called his wife a 'cunt', is playing a race card simply by accusing Obama of doing so, and isn't even a fundamentalist, so there is NO reason I can see for anyone not directly profiting from his election to vote for him. I think that's plenty, without the chips.

@ 9: "brewery heiress" disqualifies her. No Blue-Bloods allowed in skanky biker chick beauty pageants.

Also, @ 5: an ad like that would only help McCain in this godforesaken country.

I thought buffalo chip was just another name for a big pile of shit (cow, buffalo, whatever). I guess it makes more sense that it's referring to a specific campground, since I can't see how being Miss Big Pile of Shit would be something to aspire to.

I bet three dozen Sturgis attending bikers could completely take over Capitol Hill. I can almost see the hipsters taking crowbars upside their whiny bearded jaws as I type.

Oh, Bob. I thought you had stopped with your Internet Tough Guy shit.

The typical Harley rider is not burly. He is obese. And he is typically a lawyer or accountant, not a longshoreman or ironworker. This fantasy you have is pathetically out of date. Ten Dykes on Bikes could kick the asses of 100 Sturgis man-children pretending they are Peter Fonda.

And the homos on Capitol Hill are not sissies, asshole. You need to get out more.

@14: i thought you were talking about Capitol Hill in DC.

If Miss Buffalo Chip were limited to her age group (She's only 54), Cindy WOULD probably win - she's not fat, and she's had those tits lifted as sure as she's had her face lifted & botoxed. It's the surgery, not her age, that makes her scary.

Buffalo Chip is what we call dried buffalo excrement.

In case any of you city folk didn't get that.

I think Cindy M would definitely fit the profile.

Mc Cain knows his audience - and I think it is funny

Miss Cow Chip sounds like a title from HUMP - that wins first place

in the Dakotas and every other rural place -- it is called cow shit or buffalo shit

there is some serious over education here at Slog

as a kid, we had two or three cows, so when the cows would shit we would run into the field in our bare feet and stomp around in the hot steaming shit - very green - felt great

and I think it was in response to a double dare, or something

city kids are such nambly pamblyies

excreta = shit

keep connected folks

I was trying to use city phrases. They're scat-averse here ...

@17 & @19 Re-fucking-gardless of it being cow or buffalo shit, it's also the name of the campground:

http://buffalochip.com/

I know whereof I speak, I have the divorce papers to prove it.

PopTart, so what happened? And how did you catch him?