Slog - Comments on Now There's Finally Something That Looks Even More Unappetizing Than KFC's "Famous Bowls" http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks Jack in the Box just announced via press release that they're introducing Breakfast Bowls to their menu: Available now, Jack's new Breakfast Bowls offer a complete breakfast served in two delicious styles: Denver Breakfast Bowl – features scrambled eggs, hash brown sticks, sliced ham, and red and green bell peppers topped with a white cheddar cheese sauce and shredded cheddar cheese. Hearty Breakfast Bowl – features scrambled eggs, hash brown sticks, bacon, and sausage topped with a white cheddar cheese sauce and shredded cheddar cheese. What's a hash brown stick? Patton Oswalt's gonna have fun with this...... Copyright 2008 Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:15:28 -0800 Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:06:03 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by jameyb close your bold tag

]]> jameyb http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1097913 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1097913 Chow Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:19:16 -0800 Comment by the fatties Hooray!

]]> the fatties http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1097915 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1097915 Chow Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:19:58 -0800 Comment by Ziggity Just add your favorite cereal and a fruit roll-up.

]]> Ziggity http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1097917 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1097917 Chow Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:23:05 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi Those bowls are going to look even worse in real life. Yuck.

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1097921 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1097921 Chow Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:33:16 -0800 Comment by Nora KFC's bowls are tasty.

This just looks like a haystack-type meal. Except that it has "cheddar cheese sauce" on it. Yuck. Still, haven't you all heard of hangover food?

]]> Nora http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1097922 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1097922 Chow Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:33:26 -0800 Comment by Suz i'm guessing that... hashbrown stick = skinny tator tot

]]> Suz http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1097926 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1097926 Chow Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:38:41 -0800 Comment by Hernandez Ha! I'm sure those things will look like little bowls of vomit when they're served at actual Jack in the Box restaurants.

@5 There are much better options for hangover food than this. Even on the Jack in the Box menu.

]]> Hernandez http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1097927 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1097927 Chow Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:39:10 -0800 Comment by Suz hah #4... yes, they will look worse in real life. they look like shit now, and that is AFTER a food stylist worked their magic on them!

]]> Suz http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1097930 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1097930 Chow Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:40:18 -0800 Comment by elswinger I'll never eat one but they don't sound that different than an omelet.

]]> elswinger http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1097950 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1097950 Chow Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:54:23 -0800 Comment by the Uke I love gross food posts. Keep em coming.

]]> the Uke http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1097954 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1097954 Chow Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:55:06 -0800 Comment by Mike Krystal, a mostly southern fast food chain, has had something like this for years. Their bowls have grits, egg and sausage.

]]> Mike http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1097965 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1097965 Chow Mon, 11 Aug 2008 11:04:11 -0800 Comment by inkweary A hashbrown stick is used to put your eyes out so you don'thave to look at your nasty breakfast.

]]> inkweary http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1097978 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1097978 Chow Mon, 11 Aug 2008 11:20:03 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Grits are better.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1098045 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1098045 Chow Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:13:08 -0800 Comment by Dougsf At first glance I thought it had marshmallows. What's sad is, I wasn't surprised.

]]> Dougsf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1098070 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1098070 Chow Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:31:46 -0800 Comment by rb All restaurants are hereby ordered to stop using the word "bowl" to describe any food. A bowl is a vessel in which food can be served, not a food item. Also, the terms "mouth-feel" and "hand-feel" are immediately banned from further usage. Thank you.

]]> rb http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1098112 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1098112 Chow Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:07:52 -0800 Comment by Mike of Renton I actually had one of these for breakfast yesterday. It was damn good other than they overdid it with the spuds. Of course I added Chipotle flavored Tabasco.

]]> Mike of Renton http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1098152 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1098152 Chow Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:28:35 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Pre-vomited for your convenience!

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1098212 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1098212 Chow Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:56:00 -0800 Comment by RL The Onion called this one back in 1991 -
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/35060

]]> RL http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1098230 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1098230 Chow Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:05:25 -0800 Comment by Gomez What exactly composes "white cheddar cheese sauce"?

If it looks like sour cream, and has the physical properties of sour cream....

]]> Gomez http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1098367 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/now_theres_finally_something_that_looks#c1098367 Chow Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:06:03 -0800