Comments on My Stupid Reptile Brain

Ugh, I dont think so. I think he looks like a child molester. Creepy.

Mr. Wiesel is hotter.

Jeez. Are you sure that's him and not the actor portraying him in the CW Original Movie?!

I kinda don't see it - but he does look a lot like Raffa Nadal, who Dan's had a thing for.

And yes, it's totally skeezy to notice the cute boy first and not the travesty of justice.

He looks like Chris Crocker, and even more neglected and puny. And, no, there is no compliment in there.

But I like that you can take pills to cure anti-semitism. Given the choice between taking pills for your actions and taking responsibility for them, America has spoken.

He's got too much of that inbred quality in him.

Looks like we have a blood thirsty law and ord er crowd today. If the kid is mentally ill he doesn't belong in prison.

icky poo...If I were your significant other, I'd slap you and then grow a moustouche in retribution.

@7

You're right. We should kill him.

I'm with Dan. C U T E! Too bad he is over the crazy level. I can take a pretty high degree of nuttiness, but kidnapping is over the line.

Cute in that Neanderthal type way?

and the best part is that Dan's an *advice columnist*

If a pit bull had detained Wiesel, you'd be calling for it to be hanged by the neck until dead, not complimenting it on its appearance. I guess it's one rule for borderline cute psychos, and another for trouble-prone dog breeds...

Those Geico cavemen must really get you hot, Dan.

I guess there's no accounting for taste, but there certainly were hot Nazis (if you like that Aryan thing), and the SS had great fashion sense. When the fascists take over Amerika, there will be great opportunities for the gays in the secret police. Worked for J. Edgar Hoover.

What was that you said the other day about straight boy fetishists? Anyway the kid looks like a future axe murderer, given that he probably wasn't wanted by his parent(s) in the first place and sometimes good luck runs out before you've ever had any.

@13 i know!

when anti-semitic pit bulls kidnap people it's usually because their owners didn't give them their medication that day... it's not the fault of the breed. so why don't you just judge them based on how hot or ugly they are? just like you judge people, because it's exactly the same.

The crazy ones are always the hottest. Look at pretty much any of the gay-bashers from any towleroad post. ALWAYS smokin' hot.

As for this guy? I'd hit it.

He's cute in that "I'll do anything for $20" sort of way. Other than that... no, not cute.

Wait - you're gay?!

You and I could totally cruise guys together, and never have to worry about fighting over the same guy. I thought maybe I had the wrong picture. Not hot. Not even lukewarm.

14 FTW!!!!!!

Bundy was way hotter.

It's okay, I totally have a crush on the guy who tried to kill Secretary of State Seward.

He resembles a grotesque Christopher Frizzelle.

Yuck! He looks like Jimmi Simpson!

Is it that his prison garb is actually concave as it comes down from his shoulders, not even bumping out to show nipple, and that his hair is being considered by the Bush Administration as a possible alternative oil drilling site, that gets Dan so hot?!?

I wouldn't feel too bad, Charles devotes an entry every other day or so about wanting to fuck that girl from West Seattle who sits in Italian prison for something much, much worse.

Just because he hates Jews doesn't mean he couldn't be hot in the sack.

he reminds of pony boy. and by 'reminds me' i mean i want to put things in his mouth.

I imagine he's uncut, as well...

@15

Correction- when the fascists take over, there will be opportunities for a few well connected and deeply closeted psychos. The rest of us will end up in the ovens.