Slog - Comments on My Stupid Reptile Brain

Comment by catnextdoor

catnextdoor — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:21:28 -0800

Ugh, I dont think so. I think he looks like a child molester. Creepy.

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:22:05 -0800

Mr. Wiesel is hotter.

Comment by Baxter

Baxter — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:22:15 -0800

Jeez. Are you sure that's him and not the actor portraying him in the CW Original Movie?!

Comment by Erin

Erin — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:23:07 -0800

I kinda don't see it - but he does look a lot like Raffa Nadal, who Dan's had a thing for.

And yes, it's totally skeezy to notice the cute boy first and not the travesty of justice.

Comment by Ziggity

Ziggity — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:27:51 -0800

He looks like Chris Crocker, and even more neglected and puny. And, no, there is no compliment in there.

But I like that you can take pills to cure anti-semitism. Given the choice between taking pills for your actions and taking responsibility for them, America has spoken.

Comment by Andy

Andy — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:29:56 -0800

He's got too much of that inbred quality in him.

Comment by Mike

Mike — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:33:18 -0800

Looks like we have a blood thirsty law and ord er crowd today. If the kid is mentally ill he doesn't belong in prison.

Comment by michael strangeways

michael strangeways — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:35:14 -0800

icky poo...If I were your significant other, I'd slap you and then grow a moustouche in retribution.

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:36:30 -0800

You're right. We should kill him.

Comment by Mike in MO

Mike in MO — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:37:20 -0800

I'm with Dan. C U T E! Too bad he is over the crazy level. I can take a pretty high degree of nuttiness, but kidnapping is over the line.

Comment by Bellevue Ave

Bellevue Ave — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:40:05 -0800

Cute in that Neanderthal type way?

Comment by Angus

Angus — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:41:47 -0800

and the best part is that Dan's an *advice columnist*

Comment by eric

eric — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:41:53 -0800

If a pit bull had detained Wiesel, you'd be calling for it to be hanged by the neck until dead, not complimenting it on its appearance. I guess it's one rule for borderline cute psychos, and another for trouble-prone dog breeds...

Comment by robo

robo — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:50:22 -0800

Those Geico cavemen must really get you hot, Dan.

Comment by Don't you think he looks tired?

Don't you think he looks tired? — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:51:05 -0800

I guess there's no accounting for taste, but there certainly were hot Nazis (if you like that Aryan thing), and the SS had great fashion sense. When the fascists take over Amerika, there will be great opportunities for the gays in the secret police. Worked for J. Edgar Hoover.

Comment by RHETT ORACLE

RHETT ORACLE — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:55:08 -0800

What was that you said the other day about straight boy fetishists? Anyway the kid looks like a future axe murderer, given that he probably wasn't wanted by his parent(s) in the first place and sometimes good luck runs out before you've ever had any.

Comment by infrequent

infrequent — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:55:20 -0800

@13 i know!

when anti-semitic pit bulls kidnap people it's usually because their owners didn't give them their medication that day... it's not the fault of the breed. so why don't you just judge them based on how hot or ugly they are? just like you judge people, because it's exactly the same.

Comment by alan

alan — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:10:09 -0800

The crazy ones are always the hottest. Look at pretty much any of the gay-bashers from any towleroad post. ALWAYS smokin' hot.

As for this guy? I'd hit it.

Comment by monkey

monkey — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:15:06 -0800

He's cute in that "I'll do anything for $20" sort of way. Other than that... no, not cute.

Comment by burgin99

burgin99 — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:17:05 -0800

Wait - you're gay?!

Comment by Charm

Charm — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:22:28 -0800

You and I could totally cruise guys together, and never have to worry about fighting over the same guy. I thought maybe I had the wrong picture. Not hot. Not even lukewarm.

Comment by Mike in MO

Mike in MO — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:44:48 -0800

14 FTW!!!!!!

Comment by karst

karst — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:50:54 -0800

Bundy was way hotter.

Comment by Kim

Kim — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:03:50 -0800

It's okay, I totally have a crush on the guy who tried to kill Secretary of State Seward.

Comment by Bub

Bub — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:42:07 -0800

He resembles a grotesque Christopher Frizzelle.

Comment by crispy

crispy — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:44:19 -0800

Yuck! He looks like Jimmi Simpson!

Comment by PDX_Paulie

PDX_Paulie — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:25:10 -0800

Is it that his prison garb is actually concave as it comes down from his shoulders, not even bumping out to show nipple, and that his hair is being considered by the Bush Administration as a possible alternative oil drilling site, that gets Dan so hot?!?

Comment by Dougsf

Dougsf — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:56:19 -0800

I wouldn't feel too bad, Charles devotes an entry every other day or so about wanting to fuck that girl from West Seattle who sits in Italian prison for something much, much worse.

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:08:19 -0800

Just because he hates Jews doesn't mean he couldn't be hot in the sack.

Comment by jim bexley-speed

jim bexley-speed — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:08:58 -0800

he reminds of pony boy. and by 'reminds me' i mean i want to put things in his mouth.

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:10:09 -0800

I imagine he's uncut, as well...

Comment by Ed

Ed — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:58:48 -0800

@15

Correction- when the fascists take over, there will be opportunities for a few well connected and deeply closeted psychos. The rest of us will end up in the ovens.