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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

My Stupid Reptile Brain

posted by on August 19 at 9:14 AM

That mentally ill anti-Semitic kid from New Jersey who stalked and briefly detained/kidnapped Holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel in an effort to force Wiesel to admit that the Holocaust was a hoax? He’s kind of cute.

I wish that wasn’t the first thing I noticed when I read the story about his sentencing this morning—to time served and mental health treatment—but there it is.

Oh, and Eric Hunt is also sorry and getting help and taking his meds and no longer an anti-Semite.

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Ugh, I dont think so. I think he looks like a child molester. Creepy.

Posted by catnextdoor | August 19, 2008 9:21 AM

Mr. Wiesel is hotter.

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 19, 2008 9:22 AM

Jeez. Are you sure that's him and not the actor portraying him in the CW Original Movie?!

Posted by Baxter | August 19, 2008 9:22 AM

I kinda don't see it - but he does look a lot like Raffa Nadal, who Dan's had a thing for.

And yes, it's totally skeezy to notice the cute boy first and not the travesty of justice.

Posted by Erin | August 19, 2008 9:23 AM

He looks like Chris Crocker, and even more neglected and puny. And, no, there is no compliment in there.

But I like that you can take pills to cure anti-semitism. Given the choice between taking pills for your actions and taking responsibility for them, America has spoken.

Posted by Ziggity | August 19, 2008 9:27 AM

He's got too much of that inbred quality in him.

Posted by Andy | August 19, 2008 9:29 AM

Looks like we have a blood thirsty law and ord er crowd today. If the kid is mentally ill he doesn't belong in prison.

Posted by Mike | August 19, 2008 9:33 AM

icky poo...If I were your significant other, I'd slap you and then grow a moustouche in retribution.

Posted by michael strangeways | August 19, 2008 9:35 AM


You're right. We should kill him.

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 19, 2008 9:36 AM

I'm with Dan. C U T E! Too bad he is over the crazy level. I can take a pretty high degree of nuttiness, but kidnapping is over the line.

Posted by Mike in MO | August 19, 2008 9:37 AM

Cute in that Neanderthal type way?

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 19, 2008 9:40 AM

and the best part is that Dan's an *advice columnist*

Posted by Angus | August 19, 2008 9:41 AM

If a pit bull had detained Wiesel, you'd be calling for it to be hanged by the neck until dead, not complimenting it on its appearance. I guess it's one rule for borderline cute psychos, and another for trouble-prone dog breeds...

Posted by eric | August 19, 2008 9:41 AM

Those Geico cavemen must really get you hot, Dan.

Posted by robo | August 19, 2008 9:50 AM

I guess there's no accounting for taste, but there certainly were hot Nazis (if you like that Aryan thing), and the SS had great fashion sense. When the fascists take over Amerika, there will be great opportunities for the gays in the secret police. Worked for J. Edgar Hoover.

Posted by Don't you think he looks tired? | August 19, 2008 9:51 AM

What was that you said the other day about straight boy fetishists? Anyway the kid looks like a future axe murderer, given that he probably wasn't wanted by his parent(s) in the first place and sometimes good luck runs out before you've ever had any.

Posted by RHETT ORACLE | August 19, 2008 9:55 AM

@13 i know!

when anti-semitic pit bulls kidnap people it's usually because their owners didn't give them their medication that day... it's not the fault of the breed. so why don't you just judge them based on how hot or ugly they are? just like you judge people, because it's exactly the same.

Posted by infrequent | August 19, 2008 9:55 AM

The crazy ones are always the hottest. Look at pretty much any of the gay-bashers from any towleroad post. ALWAYS smokin' hot.

As for this guy? I'd hit it.

Posted by alan | August 19, 2008 10:10 AM

He's cute in that "I'll do anything for $20" sort of way. Other than that... no, not cute.

Posted by monkey | August 19, 2008 10:15 AM

Wait - you're gay?!

Posted by burgin99 | August 19, 2008 10:17 AM

You and I could totally cruise guys together, and never have to worry about fighting over the same guy. I thought maybe I had the wrong picture. Not hot. Not even lukewarm.

Posted by Charm | August 19, 2008 10:22 AM

14 FTW!!!!!!

Posted by Mike in MO | August 19, 2008 10:44 AM

Bundy was way hotter.

Posted by karst | August 19, 2008 10:50 AM

It's okay, I totally have a crush on the guy who tried to kill Secretary of State Seward.

Posted by Kim | August 19, 2008 11:03 AM

He resembles a grotesque Christopher Frizzelle.

Posted by Bub | August 19, 2008 11:42 AM

Yuck! He looks like Jimmi Simpson!

Posted by crispy | August 19, 2008 11:44 AM

Is it that his prison garb is actually concave as it comes down from his shoulders, not even bumping out to show nipple, and that his hair is being considered by the Bush Administration as a possible alternative oil drilling site, that gets Dan so hot?!?

Posted by PDX_Paulie | August 19, 2008 12:25 PM

I wouldn't feel too bad, Charles devotes an entry every other day or so about wanting to fuck that girl from West Seattle who sits in Italian prison for something much, much worse.

Posted by Dougsf | August 19, 2008 12:56 PM

Just because he hates Jews doesn't mean he couldn't be hot in the sack.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | August 19, 2008 1:08 PM

he reminds of pony boy. and by 'reminds me' i mean i want to put things in his mouth.

Posted by jim bexley-speed | August 19, 2008 2:08 PM

I imagine he's uncut, as well...

Posted by NapoleonXIV | August 19, 2008 2:10 PM


Correction- when the fascists take over, there will be opportunities for a few well connected and deeply closeted psychos. The rest of us will end up in the ovens.

Posted by Ed | August 19, 2008 2:58 PM

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