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Is Waxie Moon the dancer who posted that fantastic "Welcome to Seattle" YouTube video?? And I dig Miss Indigo Blue--her name's Amelia too!

Posted by Amelia | August 19, 2008 11:24 AM
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Surely not all of these Amelia's are real. I'm not even Mr. Poe. I'm Dan Savage.

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 19, 2008 11:35 AM
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"Papa was a midget.
Mama was a whore.
Grandad was a newsboy til he was eighty-four.
(What a slimey old bastard he was.)
Man, don't you think I know she hates me.
Man, don't you think I know that she's no good.
If she knew how, she'd be unfaithful to me.
I think she'd kill me if she could.
Maybe she's crazy, I don't know.
Maybe that's why I love her so.

Today we will be married.
And all the freaks that she knows will be there.
And all the people from the village will be there.
To congratulate us.
I will carry her across the threshold.
And I will make dim the light.
And I will attempt to spend my love within,
Though I try with all my might.
She'll laugh at my mighty sword.
She'll laugh at my mighty sword.
Why must everybody laugh at my mighty sword?
(Lord, help me if you will.)
Maybe we're both crazy, I don't know.
Maybe that's why I love her so."

Posted by Amelia | August 19, 2008 11:40 AM
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@2:

"Papa was a midget.
Mama was a whore.
Grandad was a newsboy til he was eighty-four.
(What a slimey old bastard he was.)
Man, don't you think I know she hates me.
Man, don't you think I know that she's no good.
If she knew how, she'd be unfaithful to me.
I think she'd kill me if she could.
Maybe she's crazy, I don't know.
Maybe that's why I love her so.

Today we will be married.
And all the freaks that she knows will be there.
And all the people from the village will be there.
To congratulate us.
I will carry her across the threshold.
And I will make dim the light.
And I will attempt to spend my love within,
Though I try with all my might.
She'll laugh at my mighty sword.
She'll laugh at my mighty sword.
Why must everybody laugh at my mighty sword?
(Lord, help me if you will.)
Maybe we're both crazy, I don't know.
Maybe that's why I love her so."

Posted by Amelia | August 19, 2008 11:42 AM
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Diana Ross wasn't acting...

Posted by michael strangeways | August 19, 2008 12:05 PM
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Waxie is too much fun, easy as that:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/csb13/tags/waxiemoon/

Posted by Chris B | August 19, 2008 12:27 PM
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Waxie is a future Genius Award winner.

Not that I have anything to do with it.

Posted by it'smarkmitchell | August 19, 2008 12:56 PM
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I'm so taken with Waxie! Sexy grieving Waxie just stole my heart once again...

Posted by Stephanie | August 19, 2008 1:59 PM
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Here's more Waxie vids.

http://www.youtube.com/user/jkieran

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Posted by jkieran | August 19, 2008 4:00 PM
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Thanks for the post Brendan! xoxo

Posted by Waxie Moon | August 19, 2008 4:52 PM

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