Slog - Comments on MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha (Confidential to ECB: I think I'm coming down with a bad case of Madden Flu food poisoning. I won't be in tomorrow.)... Copyright 2008 Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:01:01 -0800 Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:28:07 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Andrew But favre is a Jet!

]]> Andrew http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098636 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098636 Nerd Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:35:50 -0800 Comment by Will I challenge you.

]]> Will http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098639 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098639 Nerd Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:44:46 -0800 Comment by Chris in Tampa You didn't go to Walmart, did you?

]]> Chris in Tampa http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098647 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098647 Nerd Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:58:58 -0800 Comment by Whoops! Good morning Hipsters. Bad news: Tattoos and ear plugs are out of style. Your tattoos are fading and your skin is sagging just a little bit more than it was yesterday. And that one on your neck will really look like shit in a few years. All faded and sagging. And those ear plugs. Man, that is like so 2003. How are you going to make those holes smaller? What the fuck! You'll always have Pabst Blue Ribbon the King of Hipster beers! And Dan Savage--America's favorite cocksucker to guide you. Hmmmmm-He doesn't have visible tattoos and ear plugs and he has a nicer house than you do and more money in the bank too. Why is that? Whoops! If you don't know who the mark is at the poker table-it's you.

]]> Whoops! http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098661 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098661 Nerd Tue, 12 Aug 2008 00:44:55 -0800 Comment by Calvin Darn, where did I leave my give a shit list?

]]> Calvin http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098681 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098681 Nerd Tue, 12 Aug 2008 02:11:49 -0800 Comment by John Bailo #4: Eventually the entire hip population of urban Seattle will look like the ragged remains of a once popular circus carnival.

]]> John Bailo http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098687 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098687 Nerd Tue, 12 Aug 2008 03:57:27 -0800 Comment by Abby What's with the incredibly lame trolling lately? Seriously, ranting about how the kids these days make differing style choices to the generations that precede them? Wow, shocking.

Good luck with that, uh, food poisoning, Jonah.

]]> Abby http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098703 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098703 Nerd Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:39:55 -0800 Comment by Cookie W. Monster The trolling is probably coming from someone who's never actually hung out on Capitol Hill and can therefore indulge in stupid abstractions about what Seattle "hipsters" are really like.

I like to make slight fun of the Arms Made Of Legs crowd every now and then, but Whoops! sounds like a real (not parody) sad troll. Truly, truly sad.

Go get drunk at the Comet sometime, little troll, talk to your barstoolmates for a change, then we'll talk about the merits of Seattle's current crop of hipsters.

]]> Cookie W. Monster http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098737 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098737 Nerd Tue, 12 Aug 2008 08:26:15 -0800 Comment by elenchos Sounds like the Dan Savage War Stalker to me.

]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098760 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098760 Nerd Tue, 12 Aug 2008 08:49:08 -0800 Comment by PA Native @8, it's no different than the constant eastside bashing this blog's writers commenters engage in. People look down on and mock those who live differently than they do. Human nature.

Enjoy the game Jonah. Be sure to stand up every once in a while to keep the blood flowing to the lower extremities.

]]> PA Native http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098764 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098764 Nerd Tue, 12 Aug 2008 08:51:13 -0800 Comment by elenchos @10

Nobody is spamming threads with long off-topic rants against eastsiders.

]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098774 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098774 Nerd Tue, 12 Aug 2008 09:00:19 -0800 Comment by Non Somebody must have had a talk with Michael Phelps...he was much less freaking out/nearly maniacal this time versus his first gold at Bejing.


If he gets a sweep he'll receive a $1million bonus from Nike. GO OLYMPICS!

]]> Non http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098783 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098783 Nerd Tue, 12 Aug 2008 09:08:25 -0800 Comment by Non #12 off topic, my bad wrong thread, hoohaw

]]> Non http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098789 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098789 Nerd Tue, 12 Aug 2008 09:11:20 -0800 Comment by left coast Why have we been talking about Favre when he's on the Madden cover? He's not playing more than 4 games this year with that on his shoulders.

]]> left coast http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098791 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098791 Nerd Tue, 12 Aug 2008 09:12:13 -0800 Comment by WestSideArmy2012Whoops When those eastsiders get done eating all their corn and popping zits, they'll go into the barn to play on their Amiga hand-me-down. The closest they'll get to Madden is pretending the Pong ball is a football! HAHA BURNINATION!

Yeah, I got nothing.

]]> WestSideArmy2012Whoops http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098797 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098797 Nerd Tue, 12 Aug 2008 09:15:26 -0800 Comment by PopTart Jonah, I've heard it sometimes takes a few days to get over what you have, don't forget to hydrate regularly.

@10 What's even worse is the Eastside Hipsters! (Said tongue in cheek from inside my mansion on the Eastside where I drive an SUV and desecrate plastic bags while pretending to be tragically hip.)

@11 It may not be off topic spamming, but Eastside bashing does happen pretty regularly around here. Even I was guilty of it last week and I LIVE on the Eastside.

]]> PopTart http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098801 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098801 Nerd Tue, 12 Aug 2008 09:16:46 -0800 Comment by Confused much? @12,

1. his first gold medal he was very calm for. The 2nd gold medal -- the 4x100 relay where they won an impossible victory coming from a .8s deficit in the last 50m against the 100m world record holder -- is the one where he "freaked out". You would have too.
2. The 1m comes from Speedo, not Nike.

]]> Confused much? http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098803 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098803 Nerd Tue, 12 Aug 2008 09:20:08 -0800 Comment by subwlf Yeah - hydrate regularly.

Actually beer is the best for that because it has calories and you won't get week and shaky from sitting in one spot too long.

]]> subwlf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098814 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098814 Nerd Tue, 12 Aug 2008 09:26:48 -0800 Comment by Non It's all the same, #17. But thanks.

]]> Non http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098833 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098833 Nerd Tue, 12 Aug 2008 09:43:05 -0800 Comment by Jonah S How the fuck did this turn into a "hipsters and olympics" thread?

Get with the program, people.

PS. the game is pretty neat. It's a lot smoother than the last two seasons, although it's also a lot fucking harder. Or maybe it just takes some getting used to.

]]> Jonah S http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098849 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098849 Nerd Tue, 12 Aug 2008 09:53:40 -0800 Comment by elenchos How the fuck did this turn into a "hipsters and olympics" thread? How? Still no long-promised account registration on the Slog. And nobody to delete the junk posts after Amy Kate died.]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098900 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098900 Nerd Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:21:40 -0800 Comment by PA Native Did they have enough time to reprogram it so you're not sure if Favre will retire or not until right before kickoff?

]]> PA Native http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098902 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098902 Nerd Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:21:55 -0800 Comment by elswinger Now I have to decide whether or not to get it for the 360 or the Wii.

]]> elswinger http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098984 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1098984 Nerd Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:09:15 -0800 Comment by Non Watch your mouth, Jonah. You have a forum that encourages commenting and unrestriction.

Your attitude is disengenous when used beyond your imaginary new power since being hired.

]]> Non http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1099019 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1099019 Nerd Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:39:04 -0800 Comment by Tom C. What the shit? The Slog can't even have a good comment thread about video games.

Maybe you guys should just give up talking about games. Some of us gamers cringe everytime they comes up on the Slog.

]]> Tom C. http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1099149 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mwahahahahahahahahaha#c1099149 Nerd Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:28:07 -0800