Comments on Mr. Poe Reads a Book

That's nice.

best book review in the history of the universe. and your mother isn't dead. i just porked her. but that isn't important right now.

Chelsea Alvarez-Bell is rolling in her grave.

(heard in the background at Mr Poe's Eastside office/evil corporate lair)

"Gawdamnit! Who took the fuckin' dry erase board out of the Whidby Conference Room? I need it for the Fearless Pantyhose account presentation!"

followed by...

"Gawdamnit! Why is there always cumstains on the Men's Room floor?"

Looks like The Sad Literary Leavings of Slog Happy may have reason to feel relieved, after all.

I thought Mr. Poe wasn't there. He's never at Slog Happy, right?

How gleefully repellent.

Don't forget to sew it back up to make a reuseable grocery bag ... or ECB will have your head, Mr. Poe!

Goldtouch keyboard? Sweet.

Good work, Poe.

Gold star, Poe.

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I love it. When I'm bored, I adjust it to pass some time. When I want to look sophisticated, I crank it vertically. Un-ts!

Ewwwww, split keyboard. Tell Whoracle to buy you one of these:

http://www.microsoft.com/hardware/mouseandkeyboard/productdetails.aspx?pid=082

That MSRP is bullshit though, I got it from Best Buy for $60.

Look at his thumb! Double jointed?

It's my keyboard. Paid by me. I only use Goldtouch. I love them. Love.

@13

And FUCK THAT keyboard. Whatever happened to the 8000, the all-black design? They kept postponing it OVER and OVER and OVER again, and then BAM, this stupid shit silver bullcacka. Microsoft can such my dick and eat my shit.

@14

In every finger! I can make fun of cripples like no other. I'll show you sometime.

goddamnit, I have to admit I actually laughed at the "advanced reading copy" bit.

I see some pages missing. Have you been to the toilet today, Mr. Poe? That paper looks scratchy.

Next project is sewing a jacket out of the pages.

But do you recommend it?

This was the only copy in the world.

He SAID it doesn't make sense... Ergo, it is recommended only for Ann Coulter fans.

Shit Sandwich.

Dammit, never mind what I said in the last post, you did beat me to it, I'm an idiot.

don't blame you for what?

Your review is caca, but you are cute.

The New York Times just called, they're interested in running your review. Fucking fairies faeries.