Slog - Comments on Mr. Poe Reads a Book http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book We've already gotten our first post-Slog Happy book review. Don't blame me: Everything after this sentence is written by Mr. Poe. I've never read a book in my life. There was that time in that grade at that school in that class where I was supposed to, but nobody told me how, and this chick I was always beating up already had her report done. It was pretty cool. I got an A+ and she had a straight face for a change. I decided to give reading an actual shot this morning when I realized it would grant me another... Copyright 2008 Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:03:12 -0800 Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:42:15 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Nazi That's nice.

]]> Nazi http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101899 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101899 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:15:54 -0800 Comment by adrian best book review in the history of the universe. and your mother isn't dead. i just porked her. but that isn't important right now.

]]> adrian http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101900 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101900 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:16:10 -0800 Comment by jrrrl Chelsea Alvarez-Bell is rolling in her grave.

]]> jrrrl http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101909 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101909 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:22:16 -0800 Comment by michael strangeways (heard in the background at Mr Poe's Eastside office/evil corporate lair)

"Gawdamnit! Who took the fuckin' dry erase board out of the Whidby Conference Room? I need it for the Fearless Pantyhose account presentation!"

followed by...

"Gawdamnit! Why is there always cumstains on the Men's Room floor?"

]]> michael strangeways http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101913 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101913 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:23:55 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV Looks like The Sad Literary Leavings of Slog Happy may have reason to feel relieved, after all.

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101916 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101916 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:24:48 -0800 Comment by Cookie W. Monster I thought Mr. Poe wasn't there. He's never at Slog Happy, right?

]]> Cookie W. Monster http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101918 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101918 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:25:20 -0800 Comment by Ziggity How gleefully repellent.

]]> Ziggity http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101919 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101919 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:25:59 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Don't forget to sew it back up to make a reuseable grocery bag ... or ECB will have your head, Mr. Poe!

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101924 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101924 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:27:35 -0800 Comment by elenchos Goldtouch keyboard? Sweet.

]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101930 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101930 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:29:40 -0800 Comment by Sam Good work, Poe.

]]> Sam http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101931 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101931 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:30:17 -0800 Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball Gold star, Poe.

]]> Jubilation T. Cornball http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101940 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101940 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:33:57 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe @9

I love it. When I'm bored, I adjust it to pass some time. When I want to look sophisticated, I crank it vertically. Un-ts!

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101954 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101954 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:40:18 -0800 Comment by w7ngman Ewwwww, split keyboard. Tell Whoracle to buy you one of these:

http://www.microsoft.com/hardware/mouseandkeyboard/productdetails.aspx?pid=082

That MSRP is bullshit though, I got it from Best Buy for $60.

]]> w7ngman http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101961 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101961 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:46:29 -0800 Comment by wisepunk Look at his thumb! Double jointed?

]]> wisepunk http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101972 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101972 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:51:14 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe It's my keyboard. Paid by me. I only use Goldtouch. I love them. Love.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101973 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101973 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:51:27 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe @13

And FUCK THAT keyboard. Whatever happened to the 8000, the all-black design? They kept postponing it OVER and OVER and OVER again, and then BAM, this stupid shit silver bullcacka. Microsoft can such my dick and eat my shit.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101979 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101979 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:53:27 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe @14

In every finger! I can make fun of cripples like no other. I'll show you sometime.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101992 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101992 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:57:47 -0800 Comment by Mike in MO goddamnit, I have to admit I actually laughed at the "advanced reading copy" bit.

]]> Mike in MO http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101994 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101994 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:58:04 -0800 Comment by Fnarf I see some pages missing. Have you been to the toilet today, Mr. Poe? That paper looks scratchy.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101995 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1101995 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:58:16 -0800 Comment by Greg Next project is sewing a jacket out of the pages.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1102013 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1102013 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:07:23 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV But do you recommend it?

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1102069 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1102069 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:41:00 -0800 Comment by But at least it received some attention proper. This was the only copy in the world.

]]> But at least it received some attention proper. http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1102084 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1102084 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:46:17 -0800 Comment by Helena He SAID it doesn't make sense... Ergo, it is recommended only for Ann Coulter fans.

]]> Helena http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1102086 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1102086 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:46:54 -0800 Comment by Bellevue Ave Shit Sandwich.

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1102096 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1102096 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:52:27 -0800 Comment by PopTart Dammit, never mind what I said in the last post, you did beat me to it, I'm an idiot.

]]> PopTart http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1102133 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1102133 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 14:15:27 -0800 Comment by curious don't blame you for what?

]]> curious http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1102316 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1102316 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 16:32:33 -0800 Comment by Vince Your review is caca, but you are cute.

]]> Vince http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1102322 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/mr_poe_reads_a_book#c1102322 Books Fri, 15 Aug 2008 16:36:54 -0800 Comment by isweatbutter The New York Times just called, they're interested in running your review. Fucking fairies faeries.

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