Who typed 'slut' on her dress in that last pic? Chaz, is that you sock puppeting again?
Is Poe the new guest Slogger? That would be charming!
Mr. Poe, your writing style is a crazy soup of William S. Burroughs, Adrian Ryan and JoAnne Worley.
I'm still trying to figure out if I just read that or dreamed it.
Anyway, call me. I think I could be of help.
I'm speechless. And maybe just a little in love with Ms. Red Leather Jacket all over again.
Your love may be sick and forbidden, Poe, but I think it's beautiful. One day, I hope you are able to look up between your lifted legs and see that leathery spindle of a body with its light drift of snowy chest hair bouncing against you like a screen door in the face of a hurricane.
Dreams do come true, Mr. Poe. I'm praying for yours to...
That was charming. And amusing. And descriptive to the point of creating a series of very detailed mental images in my head. Well done, Poe.
you think that guy is hot?
@6, "...creating a series of very detailed mental images in my head."
Acid does that, too, herny, but it's not nearly as charming as our little gerontophile.
Mr. Poe is gay?
Oh, Poe. Now we need a scheme to get you two crazy kids together...
Actually, the views expressed do represent those of Ruth's Chris Steak House.
What we need is a ventilation shaft, a corridor, Sigourney Weaver and a fuckload of aliens. Word.
I want Mr. Poe. Bad.
Well done Mr. Poe, well done.
aaahhh, you tripped on a rock? are you okay babiez?
I'm fucking dead. Now you'll have to pray to Crist.
wow, 100% lame
Damn, that man has some nasty-looking neckwear.
I'm speechless.
@3: It was almost as gay as Naked Lunch.
The fact that this paper employs more than half of the writers that it does, and NOT this guy is something I'd take a reeeeaaal long look at if I were in a position of power at said paper. Like, stat.
Mr Poe: The Comeback Tour...
@21, I don't think they could afford him, frankly.
@21, they employ lindy west freelance which this is similar to.
Tim Keck hates Mr. Poe.
We won't support spine-less NO-Bama and will re-defeat him in November. Go Hillary 2012!!!
Awww, the spam-bot got confused.
We won't support spine-less POE-Bama and will re-defeat him in November. Go Hillary 2012!!!
Good going, Mister Poe!
You just made Wonkette, as well...
@16 You're dead? Sniff. I never got to say goodbye. My mother would roll over in her grave if I started praying to Crist. Say hi to her for me.
Sweet! Wonkette - now that's real blogging ...
I should say that Mr. Poe has a far better chance of being found out in a compromising position with a closeted Republican incumbent than he does with most Dems.
Not that there aren't any, mind you, but they seem to attract more closeted self-hating gays, whereas the ones on the Dem side are usually not so closeted.
And, after all, if you can't have a nice oak-appointed closet - or at least a comfortable nook with leather upholstery - it just takes half the fun out of it ...
lmao, I love how poe shows up to dismiss his work unworthy of being talked about...
Poe is much better as a commenter. He wishes he could hold Adrian Ryan's jock strap.
That'll do, pig.
@33
And you wish you could attend a Slog Happy.
Sucker.
Mr. Poe, you take mummy Republican stalking to new heights with this post. I've dashed my martini glass against the wall in your honor, sir.
Le Juif, I'm here for you if you need any comfort during your time of mourning for Mr. Poe. I can't believe he was felled by a rock.
Unfunny. Desperately flailing. Trying to hard. Stick with the brief vulgar comments gig. You don't have the skill set to bust much beyond a paragraph.
buh.
Has there ever been a more obvious beard than the future Mrs. Crist?
Bob is insanely jealous
Bob is insanely jealous
Mr Poe who?
@ 35: touche, douche bag.
duck you not k
mike in loserville
I'm guessing poe is well acquainted with the similar reptile from Mad Men? He's like a sleestak.
Wow. I think I just had an acid flashback. Nice work.
And for my money, Dave Reichert puts Crist to shame. Plus, the fact that he's a neocon robocop asshole makes me want to ride him hard.
This was stunning.
Mr. Poe can be funny and eloquent. I am really shocked.
I like the coherence. Keep it up.
Ruh?
Tasteless. Just. Tasteless.
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