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Who typed 'slut' on her dress in that last pic? Chaz, is that you sock puppeting again?

Posted by left coast | August 11, 2008 2:37 PM
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Is Poe the new guest Slogger? That would be charming!

Posted by it'smarkmitchell | August 11, 2008 2:41 PM
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Mr. Poe, your writing style is a crazy soup of William S. Burroughs, Adrian Ryan and JoAnne Worley.

I'm still trying to figure out if I just read that or dreamed it.

Anyway, call me. I think I could be of help.

Posted by Maxwell Perkins | August 11, 2008 2:42 PM
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I'm speechless. And maybe just a little in love with Ms. Red Leather Jacket all over again.

Posted by Fnarf | August 11, 2008 2:45 PM
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Your love may be sick and forbidden, Poe, but I think it's beautiful. One day, I hope you are able to look up between your lifted legs and see that leathery spindle of a body with its light drift of snowy chest hair bouncing against you like a screen door in the face of a hurricane.


Dreams do come true, Mr. Poe. I'm praying for yours to...

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | August 11, 2008 2:45 PM
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That was charming. And amusing. And descriptive to the point of creating a series of very detailed mental images in my head. Well done, Poe.

Posted by Hernandez | August 11, 2008 2:53 PM
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you think that guy is hot?

Posted by taste? | August 11, 2008 2:54 PM
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@6, "...creating a series of very detailed mental images in my head."

Acid does that, too, herny, but it's not nearly as charming as our little gerontophile.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | August 11, 2008 2:56 PM
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Mr. Poe is gay?

Posted by Ziggity | August 11, 2008 2:57 PM
10

Oh, Poe. Now we need a scheme to get you two crazy kids together...

Posted by Abby | August 11, 2008 3:00 PM
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Actually, the views expressed do represent those of Ruth's Chris Steak House.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | August 11, 2008 3:02 PM
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What we need is a ventilation shaft, a corridor, Sigourney Weaver and a fuckload of aliens. Word.

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 11, 2008 3:02 PM
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I want Mr. Poe. Bad.

Posted by Margaret Yang | August 11, 2008 3:05 PM
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Well done Mr. Poe, well done.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 11, 2008 3:09 PM
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aaahhh, you tripped on a rock? are you okay babiez?

Posted by Le Juif | August 11, 2008 3:11 PM
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I'm fucking dead. Now you'll have to pray to Crist.

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 11, 2008 3:13 PM
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wow, 100% lame

Posted by lurker | August 11, 2008 3:22 PM
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Damn, that man has some nasty-looking neckwear.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | August 11, 2008 3:22 PM
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I'm speechless.

Posted by James | August 11, 2008 3:25 PM
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@3: It was almost as gay as Naked Lunch.

Posted by Original Monique | August 11, 2008 3:41 PM
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The fact that this paper employs more than half of the writers that it does, and NOT this guy is something I'd take a reeeeaaal long look at if I were in a position of power at said paper. Like, stat.

Posted by And I bet he doesn't even have a degree - how 'bout that? | August 11, 2008 3:43 PM
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Mr Poe: The Comeback Tour...

Posted by michael strangeways | August 11, 2008 3:44 PM
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@21, I don't think they could afford him, frankly.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | August 11, 2008 3:58 PM
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@21, they employ lindy west freelance which this is similar to.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 11, 2008 4:01 PM
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Tim Keck hates Mr. Poe.

Posted by source | August 11, 2008 4:02 PM
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We won't support spine-less NO-Bama and will re-defeat him in November. Go Hillary 2012!!!

Posted by clintonsarmy | August 11, 2008 4:02 PM
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Awww, the spam-bot got confused.

Posted by Abby | August 11, 2008 4:06 PM
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We won't support spine-less POE-Bama and will re-defeat him in November. Go Hillary 2012!!!

Posted by clintonsarmy | August 11, 2008 4:07 PM
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Good going, Mister Poe!

You just made Wonkette, as well...

http://wonkette.com/401829/401829#comments

Posted by NapoleonXIV | August 11, 2008 4:09 PM
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@16 You're dead? Sniff. I never got to say goodbye. My mother would roll over in her grave if I started praying to Crist. Say hi to her for me.

Posted by Le Juif | August 11, 2008 4:12 PM
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Sweet! Wonkette - now that's real blogging ...

I should say that Mr. Poe has a far better chance of being found out in a compromising position with a closeted Republican incumbent than he does with most Dems.

Not that there aren't any, mind you, but they seem to attract more closeted self-hating gays, whereas the ones on the Dem side are usually not so closeted.

And, after all, if you can't have a nice oak-appointed closet - or at least a comfortable nook with leather upholstery - it just takes half the fun out of it ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 11, 2008 4:14 PM
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lmao, I love how poe shows up to dismiss his work unworthy of being talked about...

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 11, 2008 4:27 PM
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Poe is much better as a commenter. He wishes he could hold Adrian Ryan's jock strap.

Posted by Mike in MO | August 11, 2008 4:31 PM
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That'll do, pig.

Posted by Governor Hoggett | August 11, 2008 4:32 PM
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@33

And you wish you could attend a Slog Happy.

Sucker.

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 11, 2008 4:52 PM
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Mr. Poe, you take mummy Republican stalking to new heights with this post. I've dashed my martini glass against the wall in your honor, sir.

Le Juif, I'm here for you if you need any comfort during your time of mourning for Mr. Poe. I can't believe he was felled by a rock.

Posted by PopTart | August 11, 2008 5:16 PM
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Unfunny. Desperately flailing. Trying to hard. Stick with the brief vulgar comments gig. You don't have the skill set to bust much beyond a paragraph.

Posted by Bob | August 11, 2008 5:45 PM
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buh.

Posted by ellarosa | August 11, 2008 5:48 PM
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Has there ever been a more obvious beard than the future Mrs. Crist?

Posted by Reverse Polarity | August 11, 2008 5:49 PM
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Bob is insanely jealous

Posted by the facts of life | August 11, 2008 6:15 PM
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Bob is insanely jealous

Posted by the facts of life | August 11, 2008 6:20 PM
42

Mr Poe who?

Posted by Sargon Bighorn | August 11, 2008 6:39 PM
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@ 35: touche, douche bag.

Posted by Mike in MO | August 11, 2008 6:42 PM
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duck you not k

Posted by Ftidvcgzuuvguvgfrfuu | August 11, 2008 7:11 PM
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mike in loserville

Posted by Dick duck | August 11, 2008 7:15 PM
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I'm guessing poe is well acquainted with the similar reptile from Mad Men? He's like a sleestak.

Posted by paulus | August 11, 2008 8:50 PM
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Wow. I think I just had an acid flashback. Nice work.

And for my money, Dave Reichert puts Crist to shame. Plus, the fact that he's a neocon robocop asshole makes me want to ride him hard.

Posted by rb | August 11, 2008 9:08 PM
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Posted by NapoleonXIV | August 11, 2008 11:08 PM
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This was stunning.

Posted by Aislinn | August 12, 2008 12:34 AM
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Mr. Poe can be funny and eloquent. I am really shocked.

I like the coherence. Keep it up.

Posted by clearlyhere | August 12, 2008 8:10 AM
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Ruh?

Posted by Greg | August 12, 2008 9:56 AM
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Tasteless. Just. Tasteless.

Posted by Welcome to Slog, The Strangers blog | August 13, 2008 6:51 PM

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