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Hotpockets.com was one of the first websites I remember visiting, back when you had multiple search engines for different things. I couldn't think of anything else to put in to "hide" the porn I was looking at (so it would be a heavy scroll down from the history. me was youngz). It was straight porn too. Okay, signing off now. BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE

Posted by LSJFKLASDHIOQW#uy8902302 | August 27, 2008 12:29 PM
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oh NO. Poor Brad Steinbacher...I think he basically still lives off Hot Pockets. Maybe all the liquor consumed w/said Pockets kills any nasties...? Still WHAT will he eat now? Frozen pizza still safe...ain't it?

Posted by nipper | August 27, 2008 12:47 PM
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I grew up in Memphis and indeed, Easy Way markets were a fixture of my 1970s childhood. I'm just amazed there were no Hot Pockets recalled from Peter Pan's Pantry.

Posted by John Scott Tynes | August 27, 2008 12:50 PM
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Starting in 2009, all stores will have to label the country of origin of all meats and vegetables.

Man, gonna be a lot of surprised Red Bushies who have been outsourcing jobs for years given a wake up call then!

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 27, 2008 1:08 PM
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How bad did those things have to taste before someone complained?

Posted by it'smarkmitchell | August 27, 2008 1:27 PM
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CAUTION: HOT POCKETSŪ MAY CONTAIN HOT POCKETSŪ OR TRACES OF HOT POCKETSŪ. PRODUCT IS MADE IN A FACILITY THAT PROCESSES HOT POCKETSŪ.

Posted by Fnarf | August 27, 2008 1:35 PM
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Hey Fnarf, Will's trying to get your attention.

Posted by Irena | August 27, 2008 1:51 PM
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I had Hot Pockets for lunch, and now my stomach is very upset.

Posted by Greg | August 27, 2008 3:46 PM

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