Comments on Lunchtime Quickie

To me it looks like a pit bull, so obviously it should be quickly killed before it eats a child or otherwise inspires Dan Savage's wrath.

this story has already beens so debunked.

There are these coyotes with a special form of mange that makes them loose all their hair. There are probably other things wrong with them as well. Two of them have been autopsied and shown by dna testing to coyotes.

Besides, don't you all know that the chupacabra is a giant reptilian with spikes down its back - with an expanding range since its first sighting in the last decade that now puts it as far away as Russia.

This predates the bigfoot story by about a month.

The real story is that stunner of a toupee on Cpl. Riedel.

I rode that thing at Indian Reserve one night, although I did inhale a lot of burning tire smoke that night...