Slog - Comments on Low Tech Text Message

Comment by cunei4m

cunei4m — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:18:59 -0800

Thank goodness she specified "Drew," because (let's face it)...what ninja wouldn't be kickass at dodgeball??

Comment by monkey

monkey — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:20:41 -0800

Julia
I'm fucking your room mate.
How's that for ninja?
And yes, I did kick ass at dodgeball.
xoxo
Drew

Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball

Jubilation T. Cornball — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:26:22 -0800

I called to thank her, on behalf of the American Question Mark Association, for her profuse deployment of said device?

But I had to leave a voicemail?

Carry on?

Comment by Sir Learnsalot

Sir Learnsalot — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:52:37 -0800

I was wondering when you'd all notice that note. It's about half a block from the office. I was considering calling and arranging to meet someplace and then standing her up. That'd really fuck with Drew's reputation!

Comment by drew

drew — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:33:09 -0800

I know no Julia's and haven't played competitive dodge ball in years.

Comment by PopTart

PopTart — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:45:42 -0800

Mr. Online Boyfriend Cornball, is the question mark the new exclamation point?

Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball

Jubilation T. Cornball — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:01:30 -0800

My Online Girlfriend Tart, no? It has a power, like, all its own?

Comment by STJA

STJA — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:19:55 -0800

Guys, please. She wants to play BODGEball.

Nin-ja.

Comment by PopTart

PopTart — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:47:23 -0800

Question mark power? Weak. I much prefer the thrust of a good exclamation point!

But, then, alas, so do you...

Comment by Bob

Bob — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:46:59 -0800

I think it's sweet and almost as precious as watching you folks straining at being cynical and ironic. Be careful you don't sprain your unfunny bones.