Sports High Horses!
posted by August 21 at 8:50 AMon
Horses are the devil’s creatures. They lie, they whore, they talk trash behind your back. They snack on the innocence of young girls and shit where they please. Horses are the very soul of corruption. This is a fact.
But horses are also drug addicts and filthy Olympics cheaters. Look:
Four horses have been banned from competing in Thursday’s Olympic Games jumping competition for doping, the International Equestrian Federation (FEI) announced here Thursday.
That’s from a story you can find here. It goes on to explain:
The horses - representing Brazil, Germany, Ireland and Norway - had been suspended after testing positive for a prohibited substance, the FEI, which controls the sport, said in a statement.
Oh, horses! Will they ever learn? Dope is for dopes!