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St. Paul is preparing for the GOP convention by encouraging bars to stay open until 4 am and converting parking garages into mass detention centers.
The two kind of go hand in hand. Gotta put those fucked up Republican somewhere after they get liquored and beat up their escorts.
Don't be too gleeful, Denver has set up mini prisons for the Democratic Convention for next week as well.
Bars should be open till 4 am if not all night anyway.
And allow go cups.
But if anyone sop much as pees in the street, is loud, then they should be arrested and fined.
Have you ever been to downtown St. Paul? It turns into a ghost town at 6 PM. I'm not sure what they're worried about.
Any way we can hack into the bathroom video cams to out some of them?
Also, call girls have been instructed by their pimps to "dress more like Cindy McCain", so they'll blend in easier coming-and-going from GOP hotel rooms.
Yeah, I think St. Paulites are going to be in shock. Though I'm not sure where are all the drunk republicans are going to be walking, what with the sidewalks rolled up & all!
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