Slog News & Arts

Line Out

Music & Nightlife

« 12th Copper Corner Safe! | Reading Tonight »

Friday, August 22, 2008

Grand Old Party

posted by on August 22 at 9:51 AM

St. Paul is preparing for the GOP convention by encouraging bars to stay open until 4 am and converting parking garages into mass detention centers.

Oh boy!

RSS icon Comments


The two kind of go hand in hand. Gotta put those fucked up Republican somewhere after they get liquored and beat up their escorts.

Posted by Gitai | August 22, 2008 10:10 AM

Don't be too gleeful, Denver has set up mini prisons for the Democratic Convention for next week as well.

Posted by Whitworth Fag | August 22, 2008 10:27 AM

Bars should be open till 4 am if not all night anyway.

And allow go cups.

But if anyone sop much as pees in the street, is loud, then they should be arrested and fined.

Posted by PC | August 22, 2008 10:38 AM

Have you ever been to downtown St. Paul? It turns into a ghost town at 6 PM. I'm not sure what they're worried about.

Posted by Jason Josephes | August 22, 2008 11:00 AM

Any way we can hack into the bathroom video cams to out some of them?

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 22, 2008 11:26 AM

Also, call girls have been instructed by their pimps to "dress more like Cindy McCain", so they'll blend in easier coming-and-going from GOP hotel rooms.

Posted by COMTE | August 22, 2008 11:38 AM

Yeah, I think St. Paulites are going to be in shock. Though I'm not sure where are all the drunk republicans are going to be walking, what with the sidewalks rolled up & all!

Posted by shakespeareanspice | August 23, 2008 6:04 AM

Comments Closed

Comments are closed on this post.