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Friday, August 22, 2008

Grand Old Party

posted by on August 22 at 9:51 AM

St. Paul is preparing for the GOP convention by encouraging bars to stay open until 4 am and converting parking garages into mass detention centers.

Oh boy!

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1

The two kind of go hand in hand. Gotta put those fucked up Republican somewhere after they get liquored and beat up their escorts.

Posted by Gitai | August 22, 2008 10:10 AM
2

Don't be too gleeful, Denver has set up mini prisons for the Democratic Convention for next week as well.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080821/ap_on_el_pr/democratic_convention_holding_cells

Posted by Whitworth Fag | August 22, 2008 10:27 AM
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Bars should be open till 4 am if not all night anyway.

And allow go cups.

But if anyone sop much as pees in the street, is loud, then they should be arrested and fined.

Posted by PC | August 22, 2008 10:38 AM
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Have you ever been to downtown St. Paul? It turns into a ghost town at 6 PM. I'm not sure what they're worried about.

Posted by Jason Josephes | August 22, 2008 11:00 AM
5

Any way we can hack into the bathroom video cams to out some of them?

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 22, 2008 11:26 AM
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Also, call girls have been instructed by their pimps to "dress more like Cindy McCain", so they'll blend in easier coming-and-going from GOP hotel rooms.

Posted by COMTE | August 22, 2008 11:38 AM
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Yeah, I think St. Paulites are going to be in shock. Though I'm not sure where are all the drunk republicans are going to be walking, what with the sidewalks rolled up & all!

Posted by shakespeareanspice | August 23, 2008 6:04 AM

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