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I'm still trying to sort out who Palin's youngest daughter's mother is. Her sister is her real mom? Or her grandmother is her mother? Fuck it. And now this only child Cindy, but with half sisters? Were they disinherited? Whatever.

It's like fucking hillbillies across the aisle.

Posted by elenchos | August 29, 2008 3:12 PM
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She's the only child getting the inheritance, she meant

Posted by Non | August 29, 2008 3:18 PM
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lol @ Non

Posted by him | August 29, 2008 3:48 PM
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minutae.

Posted by max solomon | August 29, 2008 4:03 PM
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minutiae, you mean. But I like this story, because I hate the Republicans SO MUCH right now.

Posted by Irena | August 29, 2008 4:14 PM
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Does she really mean that Cindy is also her daughter - you know like in the movie Chinatown? Just wonderin'

Posted by CommonKnowledge | August 29, 2008 4:46 PM
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So if Jim Hensley (Cindy's father) was not Marguerite Hensley's first husband, which I believe is the case, and Marguerite Hensley's unnamed first husband was the father of the not-Portalski-not-Cindy third sib, whoever she is, then Portalski and not-Portalski-not-Cindy are not blood relations at all, because Portalski and not-Portalski-not-Cindy have neither a mother nor a father in common, but Cindy is the half-sib of each and is therefore the only hybrid holding this fucked-up family together, though she denies it.

That about right?

Posted by rob | August 29, 2008 6:32 PM
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@7: Relationships are as described, in my own inimitable TGIF/beer-addled way. For more lucid descriptions with actual names, see:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/08/20/AR2008082000253.html

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=93708729

Posted by rob | August 29, 2008 8:31 PM
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I do appreciate how Irena @ 5 is at least honest about her selective outrage.

Posted by David Wright | August 29, 2008 9:33 PM

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