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Yummy, Mr. Poe????

Here is a story for the kids who remember
9-11, the day it happened... it is a synopsis of all that was relavant that day.

Economic Summit Meeting 101 for Grade School Theoretics and Supposition:

Bills Taught To Pet Goat George.

George was sent to the Desert.

George was billed.

George tried to hide the bill.

George got caught.

Somebody blamed George's Dick.

Dick got pissed.

Someone complained about the price of cleaning up piss.

It cost Seattle approximately 90.3 billion in guesstimation.

That is a lot of guessing at pissing and moans.

Copywrite 2008 Daniel Bennett Kieneker:
Special to ' The Stranger '

Mr. Poe has no books.

less facial surgery = more genuine happy

"Emporer of the North" is a must see film. Who does Lee Marvin think he is trying to ride Ernest Borgnine's train!

Oh, man. "Emperor of the North (Pole)" is one of my all-time favorites. Borgnine is so friggin' creepy in it.

"My Linda! You killed her! The only thing I ever loved!"

Hiya! I'm sure you kids know me best as Sergeant Fatso Judson in "From Here to Eternity".

Ernest Borgnine has always been one of my favorite actors.

He may not have a wide range, but he always seemed to pull off what he was given to play with.

Still haven't forgotten that Borgnine said he'd refuse to vote for Brokeback Mountain in the Academy Awards simply because it was a movie about gays. Who again wants to read the bio of a senile old bigot?

Hey Ernie! So...has John Wayne stopped rolling in his grave yet?

Hey Ernie! So...has John Wayne stopped rolling in his grave yet?

Good on ya, #10...He's a fucking dick...
He totally dissed my parents 37 years ago.
Asshole.