I thought of "Banquet" by bloc party
"i'm on fire" is definitely there, tucked away in a corner near the bar. i saw it the other night and couldn't decide if i liked it or not. i still haven't decided, not that it matters.
The first thing I thought of when I saw this was those "Craft of the month" clubs my grandmother belonged to when I was a little kid.
Not everything you create yourself is art. If this is art I have a closet of it.
sounds awesome, elswinger -- let's get you a show somewhere!
Dresden Dolls for me.
That's the gold standard at Grey. Ooooh, you created some craptastic hipster aRt that looks like it came out of Urban Outfitters? Let's show it!
I like to cross-stitch and needlepoint... It kills the time. Even my just-to-pass-the-time cross-stiches and needlepoints are of a higher quality than that piece, and I would never, ever, not in a million years have the gall to call myself and "aRtist."
That needlepoint is seriously fugly. It's poorly executed. And, um, http://www.subversivecrossstitch.com/ and http://www.sublimestitching.com/ is teh old meme, circa 2002 Bust Magazine. Seriously lame, guys, seriously lame.
I thought of I'm On Fire by Dwight Twilley from 1975.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpU05HKaJug
Some day I will hold a blind trial for a bunch of modern art critics to test their ability to differentiate between gallery drivel like this and the stuff that they superciliously dismiss as "craft". My guess: without knowing which piece has the fancy artist or gallery name attached to it, they'll fall flat on their faces.
"Art" is such a boring, hermetically sealed world these days. I'll stick to making and buying "crafts" even if I can't charge thousands of dollars for 30 minutes of sloppy embroidery.
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