Drugs Can You Believe They’re Growing Pot in the __________?
posted by August 22 at 13:07 PMon
Can you believe they’re growing pot in fucking vineyards? Can you? We can’t. And our colleagues at the Seattle Times, they can’t either. They were shocked by this news two weeks ago, a week later, a day after that, and today, the shock has consumed nearly the entire front page. Isn’t it amazing how the same story can shock over and over and over again?
Vineyards are, as of today, the most shocking place to find pot growing. But it doesn’t matter where pot is found next—even if it’s an expanse of tilled irrigated soil made for growing plants—the next place pot is found growing is always the most shocking place it’s ever been found growing. The lengths pot growers will go to in order to grow pot! It’s amazing! So the Seattle Times breathlessly reports that pot has been found in such unlikely places as a house, a neighborhood, a suburb, King County, Lewis County, British Columbia, inside, online, and underground. The Times is in a tizzy about marijuana in the mountains, the woods, the wood shavings, the reservation, and a plantation.
Where will pot growers grow pot NEXT? Let’s help the Seattle Times out, Sloggers, so that the next big discovery—or the next news release from the federal government’s press desks—doesn’t catch the Seattle Times by surprise again.
Where will the presence of pot plants scandalize us next?