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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

By Any Means Necessary

posted by on August 19 at 13:36 PM


Who’s got Obama’s back?

Kirsten Dunst has got his back:

Actress Kirsten Dunst has vowed to do “whatever is necessary” to ensure U.S. presidential candidate Barack Obama is elected into office.

The 26-year-old is endorsing the Democrat and insists she is prepared to go to great lengths to help him win the White House race.

She says, “I absolutely adore him and I’ll do whatever is necessary to help him become the next president.

Who’s the man with the master plan?

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"Whatever is necessary," meaning this is all she will do.

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 19, 2008 1:50 PM

Will she get some orthodontia?

Posted by LDP | August 19, 2008 1:53 PM

If Kirsten Dunst has his back, who gets his front?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | August 19, 2008 1:54 PM

Sometimes I wish celebrities would stop helping.

Posted by flamingbanjo | August 19, 2008 1:55 PM

"Bring it On 3: Dick Sucking Season"

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 19, 2008 1:57 PM

“whatever is necessary” does not include sex with you Charles.

Posted by Mikki | August 19, 2008 1:58 PM

Hmm? Another pretty, white actress/celebrity supports Sen. Obama. Yawn. Why can't it be mentioned or shown that the gifted American actor, Don Cheadle endorses Sen. Obama? I'm fairly certain he (Cheadle) won't do "Whatever is necessary" to get Sen. Obama elected. Kunst's endorement is ridiculous.

Posted by lark | August 19, 2008 2:03 PM

More importantly: who's got Kirsten's pants?

Posted by Fnarf | August 19, 2008 2:04 PM

Oh yeah another endorsement from yet another rehabbed actor. Their endorsement means nothing. I am finding it sad that someone would even turn to that snaggle tooth for political advice.
If it is the endorsement of some c-list bitch that draws folks to the polls I guess is a good thing but really makes me question my choices.

Posted by I brought it | August 19, 2008 2:13 PM

Allright! Break out the flag bikinis!

You forget, she got hit on by McCain back when she worked for Nixon ... but he was too old for her then, and she'd rather have someone intelligent like Nixon than slow like McCain.

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 19, 2008 2:14 PM

AFAIK shes never done a syndicated TV show that wasn't a talk format.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 19, 2008 2:27 PM

nevermind, she did the outer limits.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 19, 2008 2:29 PM

Tell her not to play Debbie Harry in the movie, and I'll vote for Obama.

Posted by evil robot 6 | August 19, 2008 2:42 PM

Put on 20 pounds and we'll talk.

Posted by Greg | August 19, 2008 3:27 PM

1. Give McCain a hummer
2. Release tape to the internets

Posted by duderino | August 19, 2008 3:46 PM

@14: oh, fucking hell. why do the pussified men in this town like fat women so much?

Posted by A Non Imus | August 19, 2008 4:02 PM

Because they all learned on your mom.

Posted by Greg | August 19, 2008 4:17 PM


Yep, that's what I was thinking too.


120 lbs., if she's average height, does NOT make a woman FAT!

Posted by COMTE | August 19, 2008 4:56 PM

WIS @10: "she got hit on by McCain back when she worked for Nixon."

Dunst was born in 1982, Nixon died in 1994...what work was it she did for him exactly?

Posted by gnossos | August 19, 2008 6:15 PM

Oh, don't you see, Will in Seattle is being FUNNY. See, he's saying that Dunst worked for NIXON, even though she's TOO YOUNG. See? It's hilarious!

Wait, no, it's not.

Posted by Fnarf | August 19, 2008 7:29 PM


Har. Good estimation skills, champ. Kirsten Dunst is probably around 120-130 in that photo.

I know that the fatties around here *tell* you that they're 120, but they're mostly lying.

Posted by A Non Imus | August 19, 2008 9:13 PM

@19 and @20 - maybe you need to get out more - it's a film reference to a movie she was in.

Try IMDB and then go "Duh."

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 20, 2008 1:51 AM

@21: I dunno about your estimation skills, but this fattie is 5'6" and 130lb and I sure as hell don't look like that. Add an inch or two, subtract 15-20lb, and then we're talking.

Posted by Gloria | August 20, 2008 7:54 AM

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