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Saturday, August 9, 2008

Bottoms Up

posted by on August 9 at 15:03 PM

You heard about naked gay soccer. You wondered about naked gay soccer. But unless you went to the Rain City Soccer naked gay soccer game today—like my hung over ass—you missed shirtless tops versus unclad bottoms running across the playfield at Cal Anderson Park.


Slog comment anchor Jubilation T. Cornball, playing for team no-pants, was on the winning team (which included lots of hot guys in briefs). Here he is in victory pose, wearing a tutu.


Condolences to the hot shirtless tops, and cheers to the junk-flapping bottoms.

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I feel pretty.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | August 9, 2008 3:36 PM

You look pretty, Jubie. Nice work.

Posted by leek | August 9, 2008 5:38 PM

Were you channeling your inner Carrie Bradshaw with the pink tutu?

p.s. I never pictured you quite sexy enough when I read your comments, my mental picture has now been adjusted. Well, minus the tutu...

Posted by PopTart | August 9, 2008 5:48 PM

stay away from her senor chino!
this is not the maria we know!

Posted by scary tyler moore | August 9, 2008 6:01 PM

Poptart, you're making my gay go away...

It was fun -- thanks for the nice comments.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | August 9, 2008 6:11 PM

The sight of guys running around without their pants doesn't do a whole lot for me but I'm still sorry I slept in too late to catch the action. Sounded like fun, even in the un-Augustlike weather.

So Jubilation, are you going to wear the tutu to Slog Happy next week?

Posted by RainMan | August 9, 2008 6:13 PM

The tutu is retired. You get me in Hugo Boss.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | August 9, 2008 6:26 PM

Jubie, you look pretty special there. Love the sweater.

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | August 9, 2008 7:11 PM

Mr. Cornball, if I could turn myself into a gay man for anybody, I'd do it for you. Alas, I'm destined to remain a straight woman. I will try my best not to drool all over your Hugo Boss on Thursday.

Posted by PopTart | August 9, 2008 8:27 PM

That outfit is fierce.

Posted by rb | August 9, 2008 8:38 PM

I don't say totes.

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 9, 2008 10:25 PM

Absolutely fabulous!

I'm way too repressed to wear something like that.

Posted by Reverse Polarity | August 10, 2008 9:37 AM
Posted by SeattleBrad | August 10, 2008 3:46 PM

Wow, who knew JTC was so hot?

And (maybe I just haven't been paying attention) who knew PopTart was a chick?

Posted by Mike in MO | August 10, 2008 8:01 PM
Posted by Mr. Poe | August 10, 2008 8:22 PM

Yeah, well.

Daylight's not for everyone, I guess.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | August 10, 2008 11:29 PM

Hi All,

Thanks for coming out. The sun came out 10 minutes before our game thus proving God loves gay naked soccer. Lots of fun was had by folks both on and off the field. Thanks for coming to the Elite too for drinks and pizza.

This was more about being silly and having fun though there are definitely some pictures from the event that will end up on my screen saver. Next year, we'll try to get a DQWM (drag queen with mic) to ref.

Cheers and thanks again. It was great to see as many people as we did on our first year of this. See you all next year :)

Posted by brian | August 11, 2008 11:31 AM

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