Books At the Delicious Milk Chocolate Mountains of Madness
posted by on August 19 at 11:02 AM
McSweeney’s has a list of Selections from H.P. Lovecraft’s Brief Tenure as a Whitman’s Sampler Copywriter. Here’s one:
Coconut Creme SwirlThey say that the Coconut Creme Swirl sleeps. But if the dread Coconut Creme Swirl slumbers, surely it must also dream. It is certain that while it dozes the Coconut Creme Swirl is absorbed by terrifying visions of exacting its creamy tropical vengeance upon mankind! Consume the Coconut Creme Swirl before it awakens to consume you!
Stuffed Cthulhu image from Amazon.com.
I've long wanted to open a Lovecraft themed restaurant. So far, the menu ideas are Yog Succotash, Muffins of Madness and The Manwich Horror.
How about Pickman's Fondue, Brats in the Walls, and maybe a side of Elder Slaw?
Cthulamari funny because its true
Kinda sounds like Charles.
The Queso of Charles Dextor Ward would be immediately addictive.
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