Yes, no MD-80s, please. I still vividly recall the Alaska Airlines pilots who had trouble with one on a Mexico-to-Seattle flight, and decided to keep flying and try to "troubleshoot" the problem while they passed numerous southern California airfields before plummeting into the Pacific, killing all aboard. In that case, Alaska's maintenance shortcuts combined with the Alaska-bush-pilot mentality to cause the disaster, but the MD-80 is a piece of fuel-guzzling crap no matter what and should be retired everywhere, especially from carrying people who are, ahem, already basically part of the continuity-of-government plan.

Yes, MD-80s suck much ass. I vividly remember a Houston-to-Phoenix flight after spending 3 hours in the airport bar. I got on the plane to find my window seat in the last row, said window being about 6 inches from one of the engines. Worst flight ever.

Who cares? He isn't gonna win.

Turboprops are far more fuel-efficient.

Fewer dollars going to support terrorist-supporting nations as a result.

Fu*k the MD*),
and by the way... try to guess what I really just said with the beautiful astrixks and cutesie little tell tale signs that everyone on "blog like your a new freak from a dork show can't piss and tell about it right now cause it'll give the ending away" is just dying to sink their next paycheck into...

This is why....

Any of you unprogram-med-ed readers of the newspapers who didn't read the

Webster's Encyclopedic Unabridged Dictionary of the English Language

(this weekend with me in Enumclaw)

New Deluxe Edition
Thunderbay Press
Copywrite 1993, 1987
Published 2001 Thunderbay Press
Copywrite 1996 by Random House Value Publishing Inc.

....and then thought that miserable coincidental tailoring marks in the Presidential Pages listed for dates of "in term office" "died while in office" and other "statistical enumerations in the front of the book....

AND
....those who caught the patriotic guilt tripper who reminds the readers that certain people SHOULD read the declaration as IF thaT MATTERS TODAY....
{just ask the plagerizers about instant text printing and publishing if your an old salt lick)

SHOULD JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THE FIRST COUPLE OF PAGES OF THE BOOK LISTED AND DO A QUICK NUMBERING AND NAMEING LIST TO SEE WHAT'S UP WITH THE REST OF THE FUNNY LITTLE MARKS THAT

'"Textualists" ' may be studying for the next Supreme court Tort Sort.

That's what I say we focus on... the history of making sure Obama or any other politician or John Lennon or John McCain doesn't get assasinated so that the Bush

R'gem*i^ne

doesn't put another

"tell it like we like it told 'embedded destruction code sequence' in the newspaper editors want ads and publishing obits ledger".

those of you who read the

Declaration of Independance sholud be happy that it takes more than a wreck of the old '97
to bring up the word for the day...

Ablate:

The meaaning????

To remove or dissapate by melting, vaporization, erosion etc.;

to ablate a metal surface with intense heat.

That was the transitive verb definition

( and I don't care if I can't remember now if dissapate is correctly spelled...)

The verb intransitive :

Ablation.... to become.

So for all you conspirocy theorists who "get it"... don't worry about shopping till you drop.

The till is all ready and people are grabbing fists full of cash running into 2009 like a startled bunch of lemmings.....

And for all you

"Get the F*ck off of 9-11 world trade center inside job bally-w-hoo can you do too?".... just remember this.....

If you are gonna pack the

Supreme Court of the United States of America

and make sure there is no inside job, you better look it up in the Declaration of Independance so that you won't forget the first word your gonna forget when they give you a sattelite lobotomy from deep space station

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hey, the textualists or web cops cut off my Low Earth Orbiter and My Terrible 45's from the last part of my comment above...

Random House Presidents etc...etc....etc....

thanks for puttin' the rest of my line in.:}

He don't need no plane. The less campaigning, the less talking, the less diminishing of the godhead.

Let's get him Air Force One.

9, i second that suggestion. perhaps that was what dan was getting at, too.

We won't support NO-Bama and will re-defeat him in November!!!

Um, Dan, this plane wasn't Obama's. It was a loaner from Hillary Clinton. She's trying to kill him!