Slog - Comments on Wannabe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe She's just an inch or three away from FLDS hair, and has that extra-white inbred look, featuring the just-very-slightly wonky eye. Her suit enjoys that tedious off-center closure and has that crappy little pleated puff at the top of the sleeve, which is a small detail, but speaks volumes as to the hideousness of her taste. (I've looked in vain for a picture of her in the orange sweater/white skirt combo she wore a last week. That was an inappropriate look, I thought. The informality was good, but with her hair down and the big gold sunglasses, she was... Copyright 2008 Fri, 11 Jul 2008 11:59:24 -0800 Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:18:13 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Jen Graves (It's) Mark Mitchell, I love you. And I do not ever want you to see me clothed again. You know what I mean.

]]> Jen Graves http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071828 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071828 Fashion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:13:51 -0800 Comment by Jiberish i get a legally blonde vibe from her

]]> Jiberish http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071830 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071830 Fashion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:13:58 -0800 Comment by godsactionfigure Oh, I get it. It's considered sexist to comment on Hilary's outfits, but with Cindy McCain it's awesome! (An admittedly scary person.)

I don't know why I felt the need to nitpick about that, but I did.

Sorry. :(

]]> godsactionfigure http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071838 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071838 Fashion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:17:57 -0800 Comment by monkey I get a Glenn Close in The Stepford Wives vibe from her.

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071842 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071842 Fashion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:21:07 -0800 Comment by douglas she looks like an alien form star trek or something.

]]> douglas http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071848 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071848 Fashion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:23:48 -0800 Comment by Sad Comment Stepford wife all the way, but of course the most expensive model that lactates beer. Careful though, if you are poor this model is known to bite, and not in a good way.

]]> Sad Comment http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071855 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071855 Fashion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:25:46 -0800 Comment by schnoodle No...more...wire...hangers...

]]> schnoodle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071856 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071856 Fashion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:26:58 -0800 Comment by inkweary She has a preternaturaly elliptical head, you could run the Kentucky Derby around the perimeter. Perhaps bangs would help ameliorate that oval, but something must be done.

]]> inkweary http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071874 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071874 Fashion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:33:58 -0800 Comment by montex Is it me or does Cindy McCain look like Cruella de Vil without the giant fur coat?

]]> montex http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071885 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071885 Fashion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:40:21 -0800 Comment by jeffg166 This is what I've read elsewhere.

"She is suffering from Madamisim....Madamism is the new Muppet-inspired look on the rise.

Victims display over-pronounced cheekbones, jutting chin, and quite possibly, hinged jaws and a hand up their arse."

]]> jeffg166 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071890 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071890 Fashion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:43:15 -0800 Comment by squidoo You're still here! Fantastic. And hooray for Betty Hutton.

]]> squidoo http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071893 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071893 Fashion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:46:03 -0800 Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball IMM, you have nailed it! The gray in the Chanel is magnificent for her violet eyes, and those big pleats will hide a pharmacy's worth of barbies!

IMM, will you dress me someday? I need your fashion sense in my life...

]]> Jubilation T. Cornball http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071896 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071896 Fashion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:47:04 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Spy Magazine used to call them "Too Rich, Too Thin".

The Chanel looks like a very elegant bottle stopper.

Thanks for Betty, It Is. Hey, "It Is", did you have contraction-reversal surgery or something?

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071906 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071906 Fashion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:50:53 -0800 Comment by DOUG. That forehead's somewhere between 70mm and IMAX.

]]> DOUG. http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071949 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071949 Fashion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:11:23 -0800 Comment by michael strangeways Thanks for implanting Betty Hutton into my psyche for the rest of the day...The Greatest Show On Earth will be playing in my head for the rest of the day.

]]> michael strangeways http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071967 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071967 Fashion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:18:23 -0800 Comment by flamingbanjo Not since Nancy Reagan.

That song was great, though, so thanks for that.

]]> flamingbanjo http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071972 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071972 Fashion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:20:56 -0800 Comment by NaFun Mark once told me to not wear my favorite hat. boo!

]]> NaFun http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071973 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071973 Fashion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:21:07 -0800 Comment by It's Mark Mitchell @13 the apostrophe in "It's" broke teh Internets. Unfair!

]]> It's Mark Mitchell http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071988 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071988 Fashion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:29:30 -0800 Comment by V Mrs. McCain was so scary-looking on the cover of Newsweek.

The other potential First Lady, though, is beautiful. I'd love to see commentary on her style from you, IMM!

]]> V http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071989 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071989 Fashion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:29:51 -0800 Comment by Mason She does have freakishly wide-set eyes, though not nearly as wide as Jackie Kennedy. She was almost a bullfrog, but people still thought she was beautiful.

]]> Mason http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071996 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1071996 Fashion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:38:38 -0800 Comment by flamingbanjo Hey, It's Mark Mitchell: You can find all the standard escape characters for HTML over here if you're interested.

To make an apostrophe when a regular one won't work, type in ampersand number-sign 39 semicolon.


]]> flamingbanjo http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1072007 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1072007 Fashion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:45:06 -0800 Comment by Vince I think she's the perfect compliment to McCains "Howdy Doody" look. Gawd Haute! But the Channel looked at up side down looks like a space ship. Space ship to hell!

]]> Vince http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1072010 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1072010 Fashion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:50:39 -0800 Comment by Ramdu Not that I know from fashion, but I thought the Chanel looked like a half-closed umbrella.

]]> Ramdu http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1072015 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1072015 Fashion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:54:28 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle X-ray wives ...

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1072029 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1072029 Fashion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:06:04 -0800 Comment by elswinger The Housewives of Orange County are much more attractive.

]]> elswinger http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1072247 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1072247 Fashion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:06:06 -0800 Comment by Stella http://www.daylife.com/photo/08W1cZGfgHgRd/cindy_mccain

Here's her in the orange sweater white skirt. If it still matters.

]]> Stella http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1072803 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/wannabe#c1072803 Fashion Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:18:13 -0800