posted by July 11 at 11:59 AMon
She’s just an inch or three away from FLDS hair, and has that extra-white inbred look, featuring the just-very-slightly wonky eye. Her suit enjoys that tedious off-center closure and has that crappy little pleated puff at the top of the sleeve, which is a small detail, but speaks volumes as to the hideousness of her taste. (I’ve looked in vain for a picture of her in the orange sweater/white skirt combo she wore a last week. That was an inappropriate look, I thought. The informality was good, but with her hair down and the big gold sunglasses, she was rather Housewives of Orange County.)
May I suggest this dress, from the Chanel couture show?
It’s like an expensive gift wrap for an adulterous (trollop/cunt) rich lady. It is also hideous and gray, so might suit her taste. It has deep folds in which to hide things like John’s creepy fake smiles, offensive attempts at humor, and her own criminal past. The cinched waist keeps it real, because real fancy heiresses don’t actually eat—except for occasional nibbles of the tasty sacramental flesh of the poor!
Now to get those maddening thoughts of inherited wealth and ruling-class entitlement out of your head, here’s Betty Hutton! For Fnarf! Sing along for fun!