$125

If I installed this in my bathroom and utilized the self-cleaning function, I could shit and shower simultaneously.

Couldn't we put these next to a supply of free plastic bags to get rid of the dog poo that will be created by the bag tax?

Can the proceeds go to paying all the neighborhood "activists" who opposed them to clean up the shit and piss that will now decorate their parks, alleys, and sidewalks?

No thanks. I shoot up heroin at home like civilized people.

It says "Gay Bar" all over it. Hook an old taxi meter it and charge $2 a minute.

An excellent investment for a drug dealer. Set it up in your front yard and watch the clients line up.

Looks like an Orgasmatron to me.

I could see somebody from the Christian Right objecting to those international logos. There should be an "or" between the man logo, woman logo, and handicapped person logo. Otherwise, this signage encourages anonymous bathroom three-ways! It's bad enough Seattle already promotes CHILD RAPE!

@4 - Those fancy toilets didn't prevent the shit and piss in the streets, alleys and parks. Turns out folks that tend to shit in public, do so for other reasons than the lack of a space age toilet. Shocking as it may seem, there is a percentage of those on the street that are less than noble. It's a small percentage, of course as the rest are well-meaning gents and ladies with golden hearts and a solid work ethic, simply down on their luck. Right?

Seattle, you're hopeless!

Today, while heading to the King County Council meeting at the Aquarium (trippy), I saw a family of six trying to use it.

But a kid would always put his or her foot in the door and it wouldn't close ...

In today's tough condo market, $89,000 isn't bad at all.

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