News Today in Davy Jones’s Foot Locker
posted by July 11 at 12:08 PM
onAfter weeks of boiling and drilling at the B.C. feet, trying to extract a little usable DNA, Mounties have discovered that two of the feet belonged to the same person.
This lends (light) credence to the theory that the feet are coming from a similar source, like a boat, airplane, or ghoulish foot collection—oceanographers say the currents most likely to have washed the feet ashore either swept them up from the San Juans or down from southern Georgia Strait.
The oldest shoe in the Mounties’ collection was made in 1999, and the most recent shoe was made in 2004.
These are recent inductees to Davy Jones’s locker.
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don't fuck with the Triad. They own Vancouver.
Is it just my imagination, or did I just read about a foot washing up somewhere in Scandinavia as well?
Weird shit. Maybe Charles' space aliens are behind it.
Wait, so someone had two left feet?
Now I'm really confused.
I thought it was Sasquatch doing the dismemberments due to poachers going after his salmon on the Frasier ...
Ugh, the idea that they could have washed up from the San Juans gave me a chill.
And maybe I'm not seeing something, but the fact that the feet have been showing up periodically for 5 years seems to point pretty strongly to the serial killer theory... unless the latest feet are very heavily decomposed.
Is it wrong for me to think the mountie above is cute? Plus she had that cute Canadian accent when I heard her on TV last night. Always makes discussing severed feet a little more pleasant.
She's definitely a cutie, but she could really use a better haircut. The one she has makes her look like a male Clay Aiken. There's nothing that says a policewoman can't rock a nice, classic bob.
no way that mountie is waay cute and its totally the dykey haircut that does it
Well we'd all like to see this grisly case solved but, it will be sad knowing that will effectively end our relationship wih Annie Linteau (her name). And she'll move on...
Am I the only straight guy who has a thing for dykey women?
Am I the only straight guy who has a thing for dykey-looking women? (Not just lesbian porn).
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