Classic.

What a sad little man.

Fortuny outed me on his despicable craigslist attack, and I've tried very hard to forget how much damage he's caused. I've had to rebuild from scratch because of that monster.

Now... to see he's at it again, I just want to scream. I can't stand it. I hate that such a lowlife like Fortuny is allowed to continue without punishment, without remorse, and without someone taking a stand.

Well this is it. I'm not going to take Fortuny's crap anymore. I won't stand by and let more people be destroyed by this psychopath.

Fortuny is about to get his. And I'm about to get mine.

Well, I can think of two to start with, and I [the sock puppet, not the soon to be deceased) expect to be reading their obituary's on Monday.

This why the death penalty for child rape is a good idea. While euthanasia for the victims would be a political non-starter, telling the "perps" that the penalty is the same whether you leave a witness or not... Of course one has to hope they don't realize murders are investigated more thoroughly.

troll, v.
I. 1. intr. To move or walk about or to and fro; to ramble, saunter, stroll, ‘roll’; spec. (slang) of a homosexual: to walk the streets, or ‘cruise’, in search of a sexual encounter; cf. sense 13.

1377 LANGL. P. Pl. B. XVIII. 296 And us hath he trolled [v.r. tollid] forth is two & thretty wynter. [1561: see 15b.] 1691 tr. Emilianne's Frauds Rom. Monks (ed. 3) 107 Another sort of Pilgrims..who spend their time in trouling from one place of Devotion to another. 1942 E. LANGLEY Pea Pickers I. iii. 41 Past rows of hawthorn hedges in leaf, but lacking flowers, we trolled. 1967 A. WILSON No Laughing Matter III. 201 At first..I just got myself picked up... But later I started trolling. 1967 Listener 21 Dec. 814/3 They all come trolling on in form-hugging black and do evocative things with chairs and ladders and planks of wood. 1981 R. BARNARD Sheer Torture xi. 120, I trolled off quite happily and entered the house.

But moms don't lie (do they?) so it must be true.

As "trolling" has become less about baiting people and more about being a jackass, I think it's perfectly acceptable to link it with folkloric jackasses.

OED (slight reprise):

DRAFT ADDITIONS JUNE 2006
troll, n.
Computing slang. A person who posts deliberately erroneous or antagonistic messages to a newsgroup or similar forum with the intention of eliciting a hostile or corrective response. Also: a message of this type.

1992 Re: Why Not? in alt.folklore.urban (Usenet newsgroup) 14 Dec., If I didn't know better I would swear that this post bears the mark of the inevitable Peter van der Linden in troll mode. 1995 Toronto Star (Nexis) 23 Feb. G3 Posts that are designed to encourage angry responses are called ‘trolls’ because the purpose is to fish for flames. 1996 M. TEPPER in D. Porter Internet Culture 41 The hoped-for response to a troll is an indignant correction. 2005 Courier Mail (Queensland) (Nexis) 28 Jan. 4, I have not included a feedback page or forum with this site, because those things just seem to attract trolls.

troll, v.
intr. Computing slang. To post a deliberately erroneous or antagonistic message on a newsgroup or similar forum with the intention of eliciting a hostile or corrective response. Also trans.: to elicit such a response from (a person); to post messages of this type to (a newsgroup, etc.).

1992 Re: Post the FAQ in alt.folklore.urban (Usenet newsgroup) 8 Oct., Maybe after I post it, we could go trolling some more and see what happens. 1993 Re: Bread and Napolean's Lemur[D[D[D[D[DHorse in alt.folklore.urban (Usenet newsgroup) 17 Feb., This looks like perfectly good AFU material... Or have I just been trolled? 2001 D. CRYSTAL Lang. and Internet ii. 53 Not all chatgroups troll; some insert clues to the existence of a troll into a message that only the cognoscenti recognize; some are very much against the whole process, conscious of the communicative disruption that can result. 2005 B. MCWILLIAMS Spam Kings iii. 69 Once, after a spammer trolled Nanae, accusing antis of having no life, Mad Pierre sarcastically responded that the spammer was correct.

You people are finally realizing who insulated and incestuous your little sorority here is.

The comment about being called a troll for simply not agreeing with the prevailing groupthink describes the infection that festers in the heart of 99% of SLOG commenters and about 75% of SLOG contributers and Stranger staffers.

Lets see how long it takes for whoever replaves AKH to start deleting comments he/she finds a little offensive and whose composer is not an endeared member of the community - ala the little shitbag Poe.

Actually, Ecce has been more entertaining than you, recently.

You saving your good shit for Gawker?

Uh, I'm back on Gawker. Well, mostly Defamer. And I never left Slog. That's something you guys came up with to deal with my lack of excessive posting.

No, I don't.

caderack(at)gmail.com

He's a sociopath. And as he's proven, he's dangerous. He can come up with any excuse he wants, but in the end of the day he's using his life's tragic events to excuse his disgusting behavior. I put him on the same line as his molesting grandpa.

Let's remember that these "uber-trolls" (including Weev) are flat-out lying about their money, accomplishments, ability to live "off the grid", etc. I've been online long enough to know delusions of grandeur when I see them.

I think it's also safe to conclude that the only use Fortuny's gun (if it exists) will ever see is his own inevitable suicide once he realizes he's 40+, marginally employed and still trolling message boards "for the lulz".

Everybody thought that Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris were harmless. Eric even had a blog where he mocked people he knew. Look what happened. Yeah, real harmless.

You'll be hearing from my attorney, Mike Gallagher.

what the fuck is wrong with Target? It has affordably priced seperates for those on a limited budget. Also; how can I be elitist and shop at Target? That doesn't make much sense, does it?

If you're going to be an asshole, at least be a consistent asshole.

also, I was not on the 550. I don't know what that means.

The 550 is a bus. It must be your doppleganger.

Be afraid.

Be very, very afraid.

And aroused.

Very, very aroused.

but Michael Graves stuff sucks; over-priced and falls apart.

I'm waiting for the Isaac Mizrahi enema kit.

Well, don't let us stop you.

Now, I'm no fan of Fortuny's endeavors. He is what he is. His actions reveal a lot about everyone involved. But before you fire away with more venom, keep in mind that you're validating his worldview each time you spew shit.

You look for someone who is full of it, a real blowhard. Then you exploit their insecurities....