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Monday, July 28, 2008

There’s Something Wrong with the X-Files Movie

posted by on July 28 at 11:35 AM

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And it isn’t Mulder’s beard or the bad dialogue or the getting-it-on. It’s just the wrong time for an X-Files movie. Annie Wagner, who can fit more ideas into a movie review than anyone, hits on the problem exactly:

The X-Files was, after all, unusually grounded in the psychological climate of its time. It’s fascinating to go back through the seasons now, in the wake of 9/11 and especially Hurricane Katrina, to see how the series—which went on the air in 1993, near the beginning of the Clinton administration—envisioned an American government so monolithic, so complacent in its power that one had to suspect things were more complicated than they seemed. In the 1990s, we were sufficiently bored with prosperity and globalization… that it was entertaining to imagine that an international cabal might be pulling the strings behind the scenes. The chasm between that way of thinking and the current political atmosphere became obvious to me only after I rewatched the last movie. Released in 1998, it went so far as to suggest that FEMA was a second shadow government, just waiting to take the reins after alien colonization. Thanks to Mike (“heckuva job”) Brown and the Bush administration, FEMA is an embarrassment now, not a fearsome symbol of government’s reach into the most obscure corners of our lives.

It’s easy to believe that post-9/11 patriotism killed The X-Files, that people couldn’t find pleasure in imagining a malevolent U.S. government when we’d been so rudely reintroduced to foreign malice. But I think it goes farther than that. Conservative governments love to hate themselves; so when the show’s suspicion that the federal government had too much power was co-opted by the Bush administration (albeit hypocritically), conspiracy theories lost some purchase. Then the bungled occupation of Iraq and the pathetic response to Hurricane Katrina made it clear that an effective federal government that isn’t afraid to exert soft power might not be such a bad thing after all. We might have to wait until a second Obama administration for people to ascribe such nefarious over-competence to government again.

(Why do you have to go off to law school, Annie? Can’t you just stay?)

X-Files movie times are here.

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1

I'm a big fan of the series, Fight The Future movie, and DID enjoy 'I Want To Believe'. Go see it.

Posted by mulder&scullyrock | July 28, 2008 11:44 AM
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Saw it last night and was very disappointed. As my friend and I both noted, it just seemed like an overly long episode. **spoiler alert** I knew there was going to be trouble when Scully decides to Google a controversial surgery, and then performs said surgery THE NEXT DAY.

Posted by Bub | July 28, 2008 11:45 AM
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Gee Odrama is now the presumptive POTUS now ? Get a fuking grip!

Posted by Odrama | July 28, 2008 11:52 AM
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in other unnecessary, too little too late sequel news, McG is doing a new Terminator movie, Tron sequel footage premiered at the Comicon (with Bridges looking like The Dude, wandering around in Tronworld), and there's word of a sequel to Wargames...

Posted by Just Sayin' | July 28, 2008 11:53 AM
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Yeah, Annie, stay. Your posts are the best.

Posted by blank12357 | July 28, 2008 11:58 AM
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Annie is totes brill and part of my Stranger Dream Team along with Amy Jenniges, Schmader, Feit, Muedede, Savage, Frizzelle, Holden, Graves, Kiley, 'O, Matisse, Garbes, and Nancy Dru!

Posted by Non | July 28, 2008 11:59 AM
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I knew there was something wrong with the movie when I heard they made another movie of a series that has long since proved to be relevant anymore.

Big powerful government my ass, our government so inept it would be lucky to find it's own ass in a hurricane. Oh wait, they showed they cann't do that.

Posted by Andrew | July 28, 2008 12:02 PM
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We'll miss you, Annie!

That said, excessive paranoia seems like a reasonable reaction when you have to live with Incompetence for eight years ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 28, 2008 12:03 PM
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*SPOILER ALERT*

Did anyone else think it was severly fucked up that the gay (bad) guy wanted to have his head surgically attached to a woman's body...? (Because that's what all gay guys want, right? A woman with a man's head attached?)

Or how about a Catholic Hospital not batting an eyelash at Scully injecting a kid with Stem cells? (Or the fact that she found said procedure on Google?)

And don't get me started on the pedophile as hero/martyr, pedophile's victim as the villain thing they had going on... This movie was just beyond retarded.

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | July 28, 2008 12:06 PM
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Hey, thanks for the unmarked getting-it-on spoiler, Frizzelle.

Posted by Ben | July 28, 2008 12:10 PM
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The phenomenon that Annie talks about -- call it post-9/11 societal dysphoria -- is a common response to cultural artifacts from the '90s. I noodled around this idea in one of my old blogs a back in 2003:

And that's the part where somebody who's pretending to be interested would go, "What's a Clinton era novel?" I'll use Tyler Durden's famous Fight Club soliloquy to illustrate: "I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. Goddammit, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, and slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes; working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We are the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no great war, or great depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised by television to believe that one day we'll all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars -- but we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

So, you see the fundamental problem here, right?

The anxiety that Tyler Durden is talking about is basically the anxiety of an American man, who's been told his whole life that the best kind of American, and the best kind of man, is one who succeeds by overcoming meaningful adversity. The anxiety Tyler Durden (or rather Chuck Palahniuk) is addressing is the anxiety of a man socialized for conflict, living in a prosperous and generally peaceful nation, the ruling nation of a vast global empire. You'll see a lot of this in Victorian speculative fiction too: the future world of H.G. Wells' Time Machine, with its Morlocks and Eloi is essentially a variation on this theme. Likewise Conrad's Heart of Darkness.

Fight Club, like The Matrix is about a world where you're kept comfortably. Where you have a place to live, and plenty to eat, and you don't have to worry about your future But you also have no meaningful self-determination. It's a fairly abstract anxiety. It asks a very philosophical question: what is freedom worth? When Neo escapes the Matrix, he lands in a filthy dangerous uncomfortable world where everyone is dressed like they're homeless, people sleep on slabs instead of mattresses, and the food tastes like shit. What's freedom worth if it's only the freedom to live in poverty and carry on an imbalanced struggle against a superior force with the goal of making everyone else as uncomfortable as you are?

That's what a lot of us were thinking about in 1999 and 2000. But of course, a lot has changed in the last three years.

Our great war isn't spiritual anymore. Every morning my clock radio goes off and the first thing I hear on NPR is a casualty report from Iraq. You listen to a news report from 1967, you'll hear pretty much the same thing. And, contrary to what the authorities keep telling us, we are at the beginning of a great depression, and not just an existential one. Fewer and fewer of us have to worry about the monotony of pumping gas, waiting tables or putting on a white collar: unemployment's at almost 7.5% You thought your dead-end job was stressful? Try applying for a dozen jobs you're not going to get and selling your CD collection to buy groceries.


Posted by Judah | July 28, 2008 12:18 PM
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yeah it's pretty lame. everything everyone already said here and more.

Posted by xina | July 28, 2008 12:27 PM
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best two scenes of the movie:

-mulder and scully snuggling in bed
-mulder and scully making out

Posted by mulderscullypornplease | July 28, 2008 12:48 PM
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@9 - Totally.

...because if we let the gays get married, next thing we know they'll be illegally harvesting human organs.

It's simple cause-and-effect, people.

Posted by E. | July 28, 2008 1:09 PM
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Hey, not fair! I can illegally harvest internal organs already!

Posted by NapoleonXIV | July 28, 2008 1:54 PM
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What's all this we shit. During the original X-Files run, I knew it was conspiratorial bullshit- I used to say to "i believe" assholes that the government can't deliver the mail half the time, much less operate shadow governments and breed transhumans with alien DNA. I never understood the fantasy quite frankly; I always saw it as a product of the paranoid right and the "black helicopter" militia movement. My nineties malaise was closer to Seinfeld than anything the X-Files offered.

Posted by Jay | July 28, 2008 5:02 PM
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Now it all makes sense! FEMA didn't react to the New Orleans crisis because they were too busy with the aliens at Roswell!

Wheels within wheeeels, maaan!

Posted by CP | July 29, 2008 4:49 PM

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