Slog - Comments on "The Most Stupidest Thing" Stephen Baldwin's Ever Heard Of http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin The Huffington Post has a story up right now titled "Stephen Baldwin on Fox News: If Obama Wins, I'll Leave the Country." Huffpo neglected to mention the fact that Baldwin's fingers were crossed as he made his oath. Stephen Baldwin is famously born-again Christian, and he's also a conservative. This video is appalling in several ways, but it's also tremendously, unintentionally entertaining. I knew it before, but I never had proof: Stephen Baldwin is an idiot. My favorite part is about a half-minute before the end, where he affirmed that people saying that McCain would be another four years of... Copyright 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:43:47 -0800 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:04:46 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Mr. Poe Laura Ingraham sucks so much ass. I actually own Shut Up and Sing. Ugh.

Stephen Baldwin? Where the hell did he come from? I thought he was dead.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063407 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063407 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:52:09 -0800 Comment by Jeff As if anyone cares what Stephen Baldwin thinks? I'd be more surprised if the media covers his pledge to leave the country at all.

This guy is a Z-list celebrity. The puppet from Alf gets more ass than him.

]]> Jeff http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063410 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063410 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:55:10 -0800 Comment by alan Ugh. And to think of all the times I jerked off to him in Threesome.

]]> alan http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063417 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063417 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:01:04 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe What Jeff said.

And what's with Barnacle Ingraham? She's obsessed with Hollywood stars.

Stephen fucking Baldwin was the brightest star she could find that supports McCain? That doesn't tell her anything? No?

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063418 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063418 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:01:07 -0800 Comment by Levislade Oh my god! That list at the end of "celebrities who do support McCain"??? Priceless!

"Wilford Brimley . . . Tom Selleck . . . Curt Schilling"

Amazing.

]]> Levislade http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063422 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063422 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:02:03 -0800 Comment by Carollani I love it when people slip and say, "United Straights," because it seems so accidentally honest.

]]> Carollani http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063430 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063430 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:07:13 -0800 Comment by demo kid I hope Alec beats the shit out of him regularly at family gatherings.

]]> demo kid http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063431 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063431 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:07:46 -0800 Comment by irl what a douchebag.
please do leave the country!
I say a good ideer for all the religious freaks like him is to go do some mission work for Jesus in some other country and git off the teevee.

]]> irl http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063432 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063432 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:08:34 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe I can't even begin to count the times I jacked off to Selleck's chest.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063444 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063444 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:17:36 -0800 Comment by rdm I think you meant to write, "most entertainingest"

]]> rdm http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063451 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063451 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:22:55 -0800 Comment by hillpagan I wonder how much of the action bears get now is a direct result of the extreme popularity of Tom Selleck and the other hairy seventies men.

]]> hillpagan http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063466 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063466 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:33:13 -0800 Comment by Richard This whole interview must have been teleprompted by a third grader. The gramatical errors are enough to make my head explode!

Quote of the day: "Stephen, it's always great to see you. I'm sure I'll see you on the radio."

Wow.

]]> Richard http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063475 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063475 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:36:14 -0800 Comment by elswinger Am I the only one who gets the joke? Stephen's brother Alec (Baldwin), the talented brother, famously said "If George Bush is elected president I will leave the country/"

]]> elswinger http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063476 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063476 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:36:42 -0800 Comment by AMB At 1:53, Laura Ingraham asks why we should care what celebrities think about any of these issues....while talking to a celebrity about these issues.

]]> AMB http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063477 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063477 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:37:17 -0800 Comment by Richard This entire interview must have been teleprompted by a third grader. The gramatical errors alone are enough to make my head explode.

Quote of the Day: "Stephen, it's always great to see you. I'm sure I'll see you on the radio."

Wow. Thanks Fox News!
I'm not a little more stupider.

]]> Richard http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063483 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063483 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:41:03 -0800 Comment by robo Umm... yeah elswinger, we get the "joke". We're not Stephen Baldwin. It's just not funny.

Wilford Brimley. Wow, even Laura has trouble not making a snarky comment about how pitiful that list is. But then again, she doesn't care about celebrities. She is so disgusting.

]]> robo http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063492 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063492 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:43:58 -0800 Comment by Sasha Good riddance.

]]> Sasha http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063496 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063496 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:45:54 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi @13,

His wife famously said it and there's no evidence that Baldwin said it himself.

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063507 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063507 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:52:12 -0800 Comment by Fnarf I think all of the Baldwins should take advantage of the excellent real estate deals in Zimbabwe.

Daniel's my favorite; his performance on Celebrity Rehab was stellar. Angrily getting in people's faces for backsliding on dope and cheating on their wives while secretly taking dope and hitting on the other cast members via text message: sweet, sweet action.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063534 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063534 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:05:18 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Hmmm.

I feel like the father in Pride and Prejudice ...

"Dear, I have sad news for you. Regardless of your choice, you must bear the loss of either Stephen Baldwin, should you choose to destroy our country by voting for Senator McCain, or the loss of myself should you choose to save our country by voting for Senator Obama."

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063576 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063576 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:27:10 -0800 Comment by Will in WTF Seattle dang messed that up - reverse it.

]]> Will in WTF Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063579 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063579 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:28:08 -0800 Comment by Chris @3: Josh Charles is (and was) way hotter.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001038/

]]> Chris http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063586 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063586 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:30:43 -0800 Comment by sepiolida He raised ..... smackaroos?

]]> sepiolida http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063662 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063662 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:30:43 -0800 Comment by alan @22, is, definitely. Was, sorry, have to disagree. That ass was pure poetry. Before Jesus got to it. :(

]]> alan http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063667 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063667 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:32:17 -0800 Comment by dan at the end, she rattles off the lamest group of celebrities i've ever heard

]]> dan http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063686 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063686 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:52:21 -0800 Comment by Dougsf With his rap sheet, where the hell does Stephen Baldwin think he's moving too, Sammy Hagar's Cabo Wabo Reform Home and Tax Shelter for B-Listers? He couldn't even cross into Canada with those DUIs.

]]> Dougsf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063731 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063731 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 13:49:45 -0800 Comment by banjoboy What an idiot. He said if Obama is 'nominated' he'll leave the country!

]]> banjoboy http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063815 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/the_most_stupidest_thing_stephen_baldwin#c1063815 2008 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:04:46 -0800